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“Heheh, it sounds like a good idea, maybe we can catch his smartass off guard fer once. I remember th’ last time I saw ‘im, Aster ejected his ass in’ta th’ void. It was pretty fuckin’ funny, in hindsight.”

“…As much as I want’a believe that, pal, its gonna take awhile…I got more than just words swarmin’ round’…Mm…I got a question fer ya… Yer bro ever hit ya? Y’don’ gotta answer if ya don’ want.”

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“well, can’t say i didn’t expect this t’come up. was just hopin’ it might come up in a more... relaxed atmosphere, ya know? s’why i invited ya over t’my place? but th’answer’s yes. s’how i got this gold tooth. don’t get me wrong, it looks really cool, but i made a dumb joke ‘n he hauled off ‘n kicked me in th’face. boss. heh. bullshit. ungrateful brat’s what he was.”

“i blamed myself for a long time. i mean i raised ‘im, so what else could it be? lookin’ back, i let ‘im get away with too much. always just gave ‘im what ever he wanted. outta love, ya know? hard t’tell my little bro “no” when he was all i had. still wish we coulda fixed things between us before...”

“’fore he was dusted. still pissed about th’way he treated me. i didn’t deserve that, but at in th’end, it was just in ‘is nature. was kinda th’nature ‘a my whole ‘line. dunno why i was so different from th’rest of ‘um, but ya seem different too. ya must feel defective, right? too soft on th’inside, so ya gotta look as hard as ya can on th’outside? sorry if i’m makin ‘assumptions, it’s just.. real personal.”

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“Heh, ya ain’ th’ only one with some creativity pal. But I’m fine with either.” He lets out a laugh. “A whole tree? Jus’ one whole tree. Well damn, y’sure know how  t’ make a dude feel welcome, hehehe. As fer…that asshole, I’m sure ya can tell I ain’ too fond’a him. He can’t leave well enough a-fuckin’-lone, and he…gets under my bones. I don’ wanna listen to ‘im, he jus’ says th’ same shit everyone else does. But I guess hearin’ it from another mouth don’ change how it sounds…”

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“neh heh heh... just kick ‘is ass sometime. s’what i had t’do t’get over shit. if you wanna tag team we might be able t’get ‘is HP down faster. wouldn’t be fair, two spry young skeleton’s beatin’ up an old man, but i never claimed t’fight fair in th’first place.”

“as for th’shit people say to ya, think i know exactly watcha mean. took me a lotta time ‘n even more friends, but i know that shit ain’t true. ain’t true about you either. i can tell. stand up for yourself, pal. s’the best decision you’ll ever make. ya know you got backup now.”

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“Oh, I assume yer th’ one that Aster an’ his partner in crime told me about. I don’ quite remember yer name, ‘m sorry. Y’can call me Auburn if callin’ me Red gets confusin’. But, uh…I guess that sounds about right? Depends on what yer life was like six months ago, I guess? Um..sure that sounds fine. A friend’a th’ Bromace should be chill, uh, safe enough.”

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“yup, that’d be me. red ain’t too confusing. auburn’s a nice shade ‘a red though, so i might alternate dependin’ on how artsy i’m feelin’ that day. don’t let appearances fool ya. i can get pretty artsy. ‘n yeah, you’re safe with me. prolly safer than ya are without me, not t’brag, but... yeah ok i’m braggin’. anyone fucks with ya on my watch i’ll hit ‘um with a tree. a whole tree. ya can ask maze about that one if ya doubt it, since ya know him too.”

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“some friends told me i aughta introduce myself to ya so, uhh. ‘sup red? from th’sound ‘a things, your life’s ‘bout where mine was six months ago. ya wanna stop by my place sometime ‘n shoot th’shit? got a real nice crypt set up with a bar ‘n a big screen tv.”

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Probably not the best idea to post this immediately after being called slutty… and flirted with by a stranger… and feeling generally uncomfortable… but hey… I’m proud of this… 

[CHARACTER IS MALE.]

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you got a sweet ass.

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“kick their ass, snootle!”

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Boof

“boof, baby.”

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-lays on- did you ever think for like- one second that you'd ever live a life like you are now when you were down there? I'm curious what you'd have to say to your past self honestly... if you had to say anything at all to him what would that be?

“i never even dreamed of it. couldn’t ‘a imagined it well enough t’think this up. s’all still new t’me. s’pretty sad, eh? i didn’t know what love looked like. sans saved me from that universe, ‘n you saved me from myself, stupid.”

He squeezes the boy around the middle and boops his teeth to his lips a few times while he thinks the rest of the question over.

“guess i’d tell ‘im that... he’s stronger than he thinks he is, and that someday he’ll realize it, ‘n everything’ll finally be ok. it’ll be better than he can imagine. neh heh heh... that just went in a theoretical loop, didn’t it? time’s funny.”

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Doing: Three habits that I have.

“i drink a lot, i eat a lot, and i curse a whole fuckin’ lot.”

“all of those things happen more when i’m feelin’ stressed. not th’best coping mechanisms, but ay. there are worse things i could be doin’, right?”

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Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you. ovo <3?

“i already tell ya everything, ya dork.”

“...no, wait! i thought of some!”

“i wanna do that bonding ritual thingy with you.”

“i wanna marry you.”

“and i wanna poof a magic soul-baby into existence with you someday.”

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How do you feel about Padrig spending so much time with the horrortale bunch lately? Does it worry you when he goes alone into that timeline?

“worried? nah. he can take care of ‘imself. got a lotta good people lookin’ after ‘im too. including me. i could follow after i’m in an instant if i needed to, but that ain’t likely.”

“m’boi might look soft but he’s strong. besides, th’monsters there ain’t… that bad. they’re just in a real rough spot. call me a humanitarian apologist but i don’t think it’s anything t’worry about unless you’re a human.” 

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Blab: Three secrets I’m keeping.

“why’m i compelled t’answer this? ahh well.”

“told a few people about this but i don’t exactly broadcast it. i killed an innocent person once. her name was maya. her soul’s a parta me now. s’why i’m bigger ‘n stronger than i should be. i didn’t really mean t’hurt her. i think she forgives me. feels like she does, when i think about it.”

“killed th’kid who fell down into my timeline, too, but only after they dusted mosta th’population. i took their soul too, before they could reset. i realize now that they were just scared ‘n confused, but at th’time i was too angry t’see it. get the feelin’ they just gave up.”

“last one. i uhh… i know that my brother’s here with me. he’s dead but he’s here, that or i’m straight up fuckin’ crazy. things got pretty bad between us before th’kid killed ‘im, but i wanna fix it. maybe that’s why i can’t let go? …but i still don’t think i’m imagining ‘im.”

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How's your job at the club going? Have you gotten to beat anyone up yet?

“s’a good job. ain’t had t’beat anybody up on th’clock though. just leanin’ in real close ‘n breathin’ heavy’s enough f’most potential trouble makers t’get th’point. i make m’self reaaal creepy on purpose when i’m workin’. minimizes effort, ups effectiveness.”

“i’d be lyin’ if i said i didn’t get a kick outta weirdin’ out th’frat boy types.”

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What's it like living with deadpool? Does he make a good roommate?

“it’s great havin’ wade here! never a dull moment, ya know? he’s th’best friend a monster like me could ask for. prolly wouldn’t be an ideal room mate for most people, since he breaks a lotta shit ‘n leaves bodies lyin’ around, but that don’t really bother me. i do th’same stuff.”

“’sides, when he’s here we know he’s safe. we can take carea each other this way. nobody deserves t’be alone with the stuff that gets in your head after a tough job... and he makes breakfast sometimes! i love that guy.”