"Dude! You're like, tiny! What happened?"
"I don't know! I fell asleep sunbathing and woke up like this! There were these teenagers who were laughing and kicking sand at me, I think maybe they did something to me! Maybe you can find them make them change me back!"
"I dunno bro, if they can do this to a guy I'm not sure I want to mess with them. Anyway, you are kind of cute like this."
"What?! Buddy come on, I'm helpless! You gotta do something!"
"I think you need to calm down bro. Here, let me help you out."
"Hey, don't pick me up! Whoaaaaaa!"
"Now lets get that little suit off you. Don't be shy dude we've seen each other naked like a hundred times in the locker room. Here we go. Don't need this anymore"
"H-hey! That was like the only thing small enough to fit me!"
"You don't need it anymore, now move your hands buddy, I want to take a look."
"Bro, are you gay! Why do you want to see my dick?"
"I *am* gay buddy, and judging from that little tic tac boner you've got I think you are too."
"It's cook buddy just relax. This feels good right? Oh shit, you're shooting already? Haha, someone's got a hair trigger. That's what comes from denying yourself for so long bro. So, feeling more relaxed now? Good. I've got some ideas I want to try out, so let's go back to the room. I'm just going to pop you in my speedo here, I don't want Bryce to see you or he's going to want to play with you and I want you all for myself, at least for now. Don't squirm too much in there or it's going to get pretty cramped for you. Shit bro, this is going to be the best spring break ever!"