Hi yes hello itās me the local wizard, and I- Ok well āevilā feels like a strong word but yes, thatās me. Anyway, I need your help. I know I stole away the kingdoms 12 princesses, thatās my bad. Listen, I didnāt think this through. It didnāt occur to me that having a dozen angry young women from early teen to early 20s and giving them giant powerful wings would be a bad idea.
I know Iām the one who cast the curse but it can still only be broken with true love. Iām begging you, somebody, please come and fall in love with these girls and make them leave, I canāt take it anymore, it sucks so bad. I canāt keep getting viciously bullied by one of the largest living species of waterfowl anymore. Iāve tried running away but they can fly so they just find me. Iām getting nothing done.
Iāll pay you, Iāll grant you wishes, I donāt care, please just come and fall in love with the mean angry women who live in my yard and hate me so bad