Head Librarian George

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[refuges-best-librarian]

//ooc pinned post:

this is an askblog for george (one)!

you can ask me to tag stuff btw

timeline info: - george currently knows about the multiverse! she was very excited to tell the the author when he next came by the refuge, but… she knows he is dead - george knows that she is connected to our world and niko’s but you can pretend to be a refuge citizen when talking to her! - solstice has been done! it’s been a few weeks since the sun got returned -george knows about the entity and what they are and that they’re the cause of the squares but she doesn’t know their original name

run by @ask-oneshot-messiah but is NOT in the same universe as them because that would screw with the blog canon that exists for aom

[refuges-best-librarian]

Hey can I have a book on uhhhhh yuri?

We do have books with lesbians in them.

Feel free to check them out!

George thinks they should be in the adult romance section.

[refuges-best-librarian]

hi ms. librarian. sorry i havent turned any books in for like 6 months. the books are currently sick and need to quarantine. sorry again.

…

You will return those immediately or face quite the fine.

I don’t think books can get sick, either.

[refuges-best-librarian]

George, what would you think of someone with a d20 as a head?

George thinks that would be very interesting!

Quite a lot of personalities..

[refuges-best-librarian]

*gives you chocy milk*

Oh?

Thank you very much!

[refuges-best-librarian]

You might wanna be wary, there's a plague infecting other worlds and it might've targeted yours

...George does not know about any sort of "plague".

But she thanks you for your concern!

[oneshotcafe]

maybe you should try experimenting with phosphor shrimp, ling !

Hmm... I might try this.

[refuges-best-librarian]

That would be a good idea!

Perhaps you could use that book you never returned.

[oneshotcafe]

shit george i'm really really sorry i will get it back to you as soon as i can i'm just in the middle of something right now

[refuges-best-librarian]

I don’t see what could possibly be more more important than a book that has been overdue for…

…

20 weeks and 3 days.

[oneshotcafe]

maybe you should try experimenting with phosphor shrimp, ling !

Hmm... I might try this.

[refuges-best-librarian]

That would be a good idea!

Perhaps you could use that book you never returned.

[refuges-best-librarian]

George my friend! You do like pancakes right? I don't think I've seen you... eat.

Heh, that came out awkward, sorry.

(@silverpoints-terminal)

I do like pancakes!

I believe how I eat would be comparable to diffusion.

George would attempt to draw this for you, but… George is a much better librarian than she is an artist.

[nyat-a-cat]

I heard someone mention pancakes! What's your favorite kind of pancakes?

Mine is the special hazelnut pancakes my mama makes!

[refuges-best-librarian]

Ah! Messiah! George was not expecting to see you again!

My favorite kind of pancakes are the ones Ling serves in the café!

[refuges-best-librarian]

George my friend! You do like pancakes right? I don't think I've seen you... eat.

Heh, that came out awkward, sorry.

(@silverpoints-terminal)

I do like pancakes!

I believe how I eat would be comparable to diffusion.

George would attempt to draw this for you, but… George is a much better librarian than she is an artist.

[refuges-best-librarian]

George, opinions on dice with more than 6 faces?

Ah! I have not met any.

They would be.. interesting to meet at first, but I doubt they would be strange.

[refuges-best-librarian]

if you leave the library, theres a guy in a corner who has a soft spot for cats, try it out!

[The white cat thought for a second, before leaping out of the box. She sprinted out of the archive room and went through the lobby. A few children watched her eagerly as she went.]

[Once she had made it outside the library, she trotted to the back alleyway. She poked her head into one room, and after feeling how warm it was, she headed in further.]

[A robot with a furnace for a head was sitting at the far end of the room, surrounded by cats.]

[He spoke, though she didn’t quite listen properly, as she felt oddly sleepy.]

[The cat curled up by all the other cats, drifting off into a peaceful sleep.]

[refuges-best-librarian]

pssst psst psst, you see the manuscript boxes? you should go in there

[The cat wanders over to the bins. She peers into one, making sure it’s empty. Upon confirmation, she jumps into the box.]

[It slides forward an inch, and when it comes to a stop, the cat pokes her head out of the box and looks around.]

[Seemingly satisfied with her current situation, she lowers her head back into the box and yawns.]

[refuges-best-librarian]

What other authors are there besides the guy literally called the Author?

//anon i REALLY hope you didn’t forget george is currently a cat when you sent this in

[The cat bats over a manuscript. It appears to be written by the assistant librarian, though many sections are crossed out.]

[….Around 80% of every page is crossed out.]

[refuges-best-librarian]

Nya annon is here so I shall turn you into a cat magic happens

…George does not believe that would work-

…

[It appears that George has been replaced with a white cat with a single black dot on its forehead and teal eyes.]

[refuges-best-librarian]

Do you like Ikea?

I do not believe we have an Ikea near the library, and I don’t need to go often either.

But the last time George went to an Ikea, it did seem… unending.

[refuges-best-librarian]

hey george how do I boost my own confidence like you do? You're always so sure of yourself!

Ah!

I simply know my worth!

The Author did choose me to publish his works, after all!

…However… there has recently been much faking it until George makes it.

But I am certain you, anonymous, are quite brilliant! You simply must believe in yourself like I believe in you!