Refuge Café

Welcome to the cafe! We’ve still got all our pride month decorations up, because why would we ever take them down? Main acc. @aegimeda

[oneshotcafe]

Welcome to the Cafe!

We don’t see new faces around often, but everyone is welcome here!

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THIS BLOG IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS

This is a Non-Canon Oneshot (the game) RP / Ask Blog where I roleplay as myself (@aegimeda) If I existed within the game and worked in the cafe. I occasionally RP as ling instead though, if anyone would rather talk to Ling over me.

In terms of timeline? WE ARE NOW POST SOLSTICE. this was not the case for a while, but after a bit of a story arc, we're now out of the normal oneshot timeline, although I don't mind the timeline getting wacky at all, or engaging with Alternate Universes.

The tags I currently use for stuff are as follows:

#cafeposting : an in-context post from the cafe

#reblog : any reblog regardless of context

#weekly specials : the 'weekly specials' of the Cafe that I've recently stopped doing due to lack of creativity. (please send in suggestions i've been told it's really cool)

#ling's posts : Any post made by Ling, not Me.

Other tags you may see such as #oneshot cafe championship, or #vacation arc, are for random little events i've decided to put on over a certain amount of time. Sometimes they're one and done, other times, they're repeated. For example, as long as this account stays on tumblr, I plan on making the baking championship a yearly event.

Finally, this account IS open to any interactions with other rp blogs, regardless of who they are rping as. I did recently realize that by "going on a vacation in the glen" i can make the blog more accessible for other characters to join in. (After all, it wouldn't necessarily make sense to see alula/calamus in a pre-solstice refuge)

On top of the previous paragraph, THIS BLOG IS NOT LIMITED TO ONLY ONESHOT. If you have a RP blog for some other media I may know, whether that be a game, tv show, movie, ect, feel free to interact with the blog! I already made the joke on This Post but I'm completely open to the idea of a multiverse cafe.

C:// drive this got long, but I hope this answered some questions people may have about the blog, and if it didn't? feel free to ask!

Anyways, can I get you started with something to drink?

[loppy-darii]

I made this like a month ago and i figured i needed to share it here too

[loppy-darii]

I made this like a month ago and i figured i needed to share it here too

[oneshotcafe]

sorry to everyone who read the pinned post up above. I just realized i had forgotten to change the text that said "This blog is no longer on hiatus" like. several months ago.

[oneshotheadcanons]

One day, Ling holds a bake off in the cafe. The contestants, in no particular order:

Kip tries to bake chocolate chip cookies, but they end up pretty burnt. Still taste okay though. 5/10

Silver bakes some brownies. She follows the recipe to the letter, except for adding some frosting on top so they're not boring. 8/10

The Watcher bakes sugar cookies. The taste is mediocre, but they're decorated with frosting clock faces. Each clock is set to a different time. 8/10

Alula and Calamus don't know how to bake, so they help Ling judge.

Proto isn't particularly interested, but his siblings cajole him into participating. He bakes a three tier red velvet cake, refuses to elaborate, and leaves. 11/10

George makes tiramisu with extra strong coffee. It's a big hit with the Lamplighter, but 2/3 of the judges aren't allowed to eat it (coffee is for grownups!) 7/10

Mason bakes a big loaf of banana nut bread using a homemade recipe. He refuses to tell Ling the recipe when asked (it's a secret!) 10/10

Magpie bakes a loaf of moss bread. It's not nearly as popular as the banana bread but is a hit with 2/3 of the judges. 8/10

Cedric bakes a big batch of cranberry muffins. They're crumbly and misshapen but taste delicious. 7/10

Rue can't bake due to being a fox. She can't help with judging much either because she can't eat chocolate (also due to being a fox). She mostly just provides commentary.

Whatever the Lamplighter was trying to make is completely unrecognizable, save for the instant coffee sprinkled on top. It also has phosphor in it somehow. And he started a fire in the process. He's definitely not allowed in the kitchen anymore.

Anyways Proto won.

I LOVE ALL OF THIS??? Aaaaa proto would win wouldn't he

[spoonwizardd]

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

[milkflys]

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

[internet-or-sleep]

Those tags had me weeping actual tears of mirth holy fuck

[oneshotcafe]

And here I thought I wouldn't see this place again... Hello, may I ask for a short stack of pancakes?

Of course! I hope they’ll be as good as you remember.

[ask-entity-of-the-tower]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yippie!!!!! wahoo!!! yayyyyy ^_^ lalalallayayayay woooooo!!!!

[zeralight-asks]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yippie!!!!! wahoo!!! yayyyyy ^_^ lalalallayayayay woooooo!!!!

[oneshotcafe]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yippie!!!!! wahoo!!! yayyyyy ^_^ lalalallayayayay woooooo!!!!

[oneshotcafe]

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

cheeseburger

yes !! !

[oneshotcafe]

can i get a bowl of antimatter

In THIS economy?

[oneshotcafe]

what the hell. refuge cafe. can I get a cup of syrup

It’s not the worst thing we’ve been asked for. That’s one of the easier requests. Coming right up!

[os-mapmaker]

Hmm… before I begin making a map of all the currently known OneShot timelines, I should collect a bio for as many characters across timelines as possible.

If you have a OneShot RP blog and notice this post, like or reblog so I can find you to get an interview with your timeline’s characters.

[n1ko-whoisdefinatelynotacat]

There can only be one.

-N (@oneshotcafe)

But what if there's two-

[oneshotcafe]

Now messiah, there aint enough room in this cafe for the two of us.

[n1ko-whoisdefinatelynotacat]

I beg to differ. But if you truly desire the name, I shall simply choose a new one. But only if you help me because I don't have any ideas

[oneshotcafe]

Oho, backing down already? I’ll choose a new name for you then.

Hmm… can’t actually think of one…

I’m sure it’s fine. I don’t actually mind too much.

[n1ko-whoisdefinatelynotacat]

There can only be one.

-N (@oneshotcafe)

But what if there's two-

[oneshotcafe]

Now messiah, there aint enough room in this cafe for the two of us.

[n1ko-whoisdefinatelynotacat]

fifh

I... w h a t?

[oneshotcafe]

fifh!

[the-tamed-fox]

fifh

What?

[oneshotcafe]

fifh!

[oneshotcafe]

Well that was fast to be teleported again...

Wait is that N?

N COME HERE QUICKLY, I DONT HAVE TIME, PLEASE FIND A WAY TO KEEP ME HERE LONG ENOUGH FOR NYAT T LOCATE ME!!

Ok. Watch this. *places a plate of pancakes on the counter*

[nyat-a-cat]

Thank you for the pancakes but... How will that help?

[oneshotcafe]

Apparently, you don’t believe in Ling’s cooking.