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You know, sometimes I forget Adalene makes those slime cooking videos when she's not streaming.

In those cases, I am promptly reminded because I hear her screaming and turn to see Narina biting into a very-obviously-not-real apple pie.

#ic #mentioned Adalene #mentioned Narina #yes narina was okay. no she did not swallow the bite she took.#the absolute lunatic only said that ''it didn't taste bad''.

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Sometimes Rekrito asks me why I continue yearning for cheese and other dairy products when I'm lactose intolerant. In response, I always ask why he keeps trying to eat spicy food when he starts sweating at even the smell of most spicy food.

Mostly because I dunno the answer myself beyond "heehoo Cheese Yummy"

rekritoreks

Y'know what, fair. And also, same.

#interactions #Taletzi

I was watching Arkhe take some muffins out of the oven to cool when I suddenly had a thought.

What even makes a muffin a muffin specifically??

#ic #Is this likely a dumb question? Yes.#Am I still stuck on it 5 minutes later? Also yes.

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So how about them Lightwardens, huh?

Been wanting to draw something like this for my Au Ra ever since I finished Shadowbringers, so here he is :) in pain :))

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#art #AU: FFXIV Compliant #.....

Sex is good and all, but nothing compares to when you get that really good stretch and manage to make that spot between your shoulder blades pop.

#ic #nsft #Every time it happens #without fail #I just let out a sigh and go boneless #stretching is underrated

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Warrior Rekrito :)

#GPose #AU: FFXIV compliant #//yknow for someone with just the basic ps4 gpose options #//gotta say i dont do too bad

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This just in: my boyfriend is a horse girl. Will he neigh at me when he's mad during animal discussions and seal the horse girl deal? Who knows...

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Up Your Shut Please

#interactions #Arkhe #i just like horses okay dont do this to me

I still think about the time I was putting some vix vapo rub on a bug bite I got, and was starkly reminded by Arkhe’s reaction that it is very much a Filipino thing.

#ic #mentioned Arkhe #really though when Arkhe asked me why I was doing it when vix isn't meant for that #i couldn't think of a good enough answer #because it's just. What I've always done I guess??

You know, I've joked with Arkhe about how my absolute inability to bake is due to some kind of curse on my family (considering no one else in my family knew how to, and Alia can't cook or bake). It's pretty impressive how bad these mess ups can be, and Arkhe's teased me for it before, but I always figured it really was just something I'm not good at and nothing more.

Of course, that was before Arkhe invited his friend SHII over while I was in the process of another attempt at making chocolate cupcakes. Cupcakes that ended up looking and tasting amazing.

Which is when I found out SHII has what I believe is an ability to ward off curses just by being around.

...I think it was just a coincidence. Maybe.

#ic #mentioned Arkhe #mentioned Alia #mentioned Ure-SHII #i mean...that'd be a pretty ridiculous curse with really no purpose #right??

When I told Alphinaud about how I first met Arkhe, he gave me such a strange look. I wonder why.

#ic #AU: FFXIV-compliant #Alphinaud #I know perfectly well why Just Let Me Have This

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To this day it still blows my fuckin’ mind that Rekrito doesn’t eat his molt like he should…

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Look I Didn't Know

#interactions #Arkhe #I Was Never Told I Was Supposed To Eat My Molts Okay

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I wonder if I can butter Rekrito up to doin’ stuff for me if I start takin’ him to Jollibee…

rekritoreks

You really think that's all it'd take?

And for that matter, what the hell do you even want to do that you'd need to butter me up first?

#ic #interactions #Arkhe

My cousin’s actually really good at sewing, and oftentimes she’ll offer to fix up any of my favorite clothes if they get torn for any reason that definitely doesn’t have to do with the words “cat” and “claws” together.

Though I tend to forget that she’s a huge cosplay buff - until she posts a photo of herself, sometimes with Arkhe, all decked out. And they both always look amazing.

#ic #mentioned Alia #mentioned Arkhe #genuinely though it's pretty cool seeing how they both go all out for their cosplays #I know Alia's boyfriend definitely agrees with me on that one #makes me wish I could cosplay like that myself but it'd end up grating on my scales too much so I have to sit it out #not gonna stop me from supporting my husband and my cousin from fucking rocking it