lector bitches B)

Lector | 14 | Sabertooth Yo! I'm Lector, Sting-kun's best friend. Don't mess with Sabertooth or expect a beat down! [ Lector RP Blog from Fairy Tail. Semi-Selective. ]

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

        “Checking out that ass.” Pause. “Is Frosch not allowed to say that either?”

[rekutaa]

oh wait wrong icon.

      “Yes! Don’t ever say that! If Rouge-kun hears you he’ll blame it on me!”

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

        “Lector-kun doesn’t need to shout.”

[rekutaa]

       “Sorry. Uh. So.” Think of a way to change the subject, Idiot!

              “What have you been doing today, Frosch?”

[pharaohofgames]

rekutaa replied to your post:  Walks in and… abruptly walks out before he…

at least he left i won’t die now

“It’s not too late.”

[rekutaa]

        “B-but! I didn’t even tell her what it meant!”

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

our frosch and lector in a nutshell

[rekutaa]

"H-here.. I went f-fishing and got this. H-hope its okay."

       “Hey, thanks!” Takes it to slap Rogue with later.

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

       “Frosch thinks that’s stupid! Stupid!”

[rekutaa]

          “I guarantee that it’s NOT stupid! Not one bit!”

[rekutaa]

"E-er.. what do you like t-to eat?"

      “Whatever really, fish is nice but I’ll have just about anything.”

[rekutaa]

Qᴜᴇᴇɴ Gɪɴᴀ (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡: we sit and be quiet

Qᴜᴇᴇɴ Gɪɴᴀ (´｡• ω •｡`) ♡: that's bullshit coming from the "sTINGKUNEWJFHJWEKFHE" cat

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

        “Oh! Frosch understands! Then what do we do Lector?”

[rekutaa]

        “--Uh! Nothing, nothing at all! We sit and be quiet.”

[fidelii]

poops on your carpet

She wouldsent the carpet to Sabertooth along with a long and strongly worded complaint. Thecat was bearing the guild’s crest andthis meant that there would be someone who had to take responsibility for what hadoccurred. For now, her efforts were centred around the part of getting rid of thefeline that had broken into her house and that was currently testing her patienceby pushing her further and further towards the point where she would employ violenceto rid herself of this nuisance. 

“I DO hope your guild’s insurancecovers what you just did or I will take this to court. That rug is a family heirloom,alright.”

[fidelii]

hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady hey lady

She musthave died and gone to hell. This was the only logical explanation and she did notlike it at all. She had been a relatively good person all her life and relativelygood people did not go to hell. This was against the very nature of it.This wasthe even more annoying equivalent of someone chanting ‘are we there yet?’ throughouta car ride and it grated on her nerves, slowly eroding her patience.

“…go away.” 

[fidelii]

ur students r so fuckin dumb sting-kun could whoop their asses in a second

Okay, thecat WAS pushing it now. But Ur had put up with Grayand Lyon for a longer period of time and this meantthat she had weathered a whole different sort of storm many times over. If the feline’sobjective was to annoy her to the point where she would snap and freeze him, hewas in for a surprise because she had the unique ability of keeping a cool head,no matter how annoyed she was by someone.

“Intelligence wise, I amquite sure that my students have your buddy beat any day. And if your grasp of conceptsis any indication, I wouldn’t be surprised if your Sting needs some tutoring aswell —— intelligence and strength are not necessarily correlated.”

They obviouslycame hand in hand in her case but this did not mean that it was the same for everyoneelse. 

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

        “Frosch overheard Sting-san saying he was going to mow Rogue’s lawn, she wanted to mow Lector’s lawn to be nice.” 

[rekutaa]

      “Listen, Frosch. Mowing lawns...isn’t what you’d think it is! It’s only meant for people! Not Exceeds like us. We don’t mow lawns. Okay?”

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

      “Lector! No!” She rushed over, but past him, mourning over the grass he barfed on. “Fro was going to mow that grass!”

[rekutaa]

        “N-no, Fro--you weren’t. Never mow grass. Never mow anything.”

[rekutaa]

#y OU SELFISH PUSSY#(cat)

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

            “Lector-kun looks choked up, is he okay?”

[rekutaa]

        “Y-yeah! Ha, I’m perfectly fine--” Walks over to a patch of grass and throws up.

[kaeru-frosch-blog]

     “Your ass is grass and Fro’s gonna to mow it.” 

[rekutaa]

     “...” Holy SHIT. “U-um... Frosch... that’s not... don’t go telling that to people, okay?”