Lean Mean Stressed Machine

He/She/They | Bi/Poly | 21 | red team

[ferrisbuellersgender]

I made this for no reason last night

[enbies-and-felonies]

no reason?? you were straight up inspired by God

[virotek-deactivated20210127]

[daroaringknight]

UNDERRATED TAG

[antifatemptress]

[doggirlpaws]

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

[passiunclepaltry]

i just think glados should be allowed to wear shit like this

[the-real-skeletor]

[fooligandan]

list of cinematic moments of all time (incomplete)

- spiderverse ‘whats up danger’ scene

- shrek 2 i need a hero sequence

- the incredibles; both the ‘bob discovers syndrome’s plan’ and the entire plane sequence bcs i cant pick just one of these

- prince of egypt deliver us

- the part in napoleon dynamite where the guy runs over the tupperware bowl with his car and it shatters

- iron giant  you are who you choose to be

[fooligandan]

excellent addition thank you <3

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

The kitchen scene of emperor’s new groove

[official-lucifers-child]

that scene in ratatouille where the critic tries the ratatouille and is transported back to his mum’s kitchen

[beaniebabyenjoyer-deactivated20]

can we as a society start bullying youtubers that Definitely have way more than enough money to pay someone to caption their videos but don't fuckin bother. there is No excuse, especially if most of their videos are under 30 minutes

[toastyglow]

LISTEN,

the very CONCEPT of bodyguards is so narratively juicy and excellent, and I don’t just mean like “character x is character y’s bodyguard so they can be in the same place and fall in love”, I mean the protectiveness, the tension of trying to balance personal and professional, the unified dichotomy of devoted guardian/loyal servant!  the power dynamic.

and even platonically speaking??  again: loyalty!!  personal/professional!!  the sheer delight of watching someone kick righteous ass in defense of their principal!!  honestly it’s even good when the two people in question hate each other.  it’s always good.  write more bodyguards into your stuff, I’ll read it.

[professorsparklepants]

The inherent eroticism of loyalty

[kainablue]

The sexiness of duty vs desire

[unpretty]

did cinderella ever talk to her man about his faceblindness

[bisexuhowl]

#'i met the perfect woman but it was a special occasion'#'so now wherever she is her makeup and hair are probably different'#'this is my nightmare'

[unpretty]

rip prince charming, who had to let the whole kingdom make jokes about his foot fetish for the rest of his life because every blonde with an updo looks basically the same as far as he can tell

[unpretty]

they call him prince charming because he’s always really polite to strangers to cover for the fact that he doesn’t know if he’s supposed to recognize them from somewhere and when you’re a prince that shit starts wars

[unpretty]

best part of this post is all the people with prosopagnosia confirming that they literally never questioned why the prince was incapable of hiring a sketch artist even in versions without masks/glamours

(ps here’s this)

[onebatch--twobatch]

PLEASE click the link

[alcrox]

Please, please, for the love of god, Click. The. Link.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

[beanmed]

queer is literally a slur that means weird and strange

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and I most certainly am weird and strange, what else you got?

[darksteel-relic]

[mar64ds]

this duo was so powerful that they barely had episodes of them hanging out, but when they did it was incredible

[o-kurwa]

No wonder Meghan Markle wants to leave UK

[o-kurwa]

Since this post came back to life today, here's a few more comparisons

[brucebocchi]

they should invent water for men

[doubleca5t]

Good news OP

[thehornedwitch-deactivated20211]

While this is a funny joke, as far as I'm aware this company is actually pretty cool, and the purpose behind the Liquid Death (sparkling or still) water is quite wholesome.

Part of the reason for it being a tallboy is that aluminum cans are more recyclable than water bottles, potentially infinitely so, while water bottles either have a limited amount of recyclability potential or aren't actually recyclable at all.

The other reason is to literally make it more fun and appealing to drink something other than alcohol at concert venues. Part of getting over addiction or even getting away from a culture that is doing you harm is, in the US at least, heavily associated with becoming "no fun". The idea here is to make water as fun in terms of packaging as alcohol, so people who are going sober, who can't drink, or who are the Designated Driver don't have to feel like they're relegated to the "no fun zone" forever and still get to order something with a silly name. We had these at my brother's wedding as an alcohol alternative and tbh it was really neat.

From the Liquid Death website:

"Most products in the health and wellness space are all marketed with “aspirational” fitness models and airbrushed celebrities. And many of us are tired of it. Why should unhealthy products be the only brands with “permission” to be loud, fun, and weird? And let's be honest, almost all marketing and branding is just theater. So we’re going to treat our theater like a movie theater and have more fun with it."

So yeah! If you want a neat alternative to buying bottled water, this isn't a bad alternative. Also, if you feel like you miss the feeling of opening a can of beer and drinking one, especially with carbonation, this could help curb the urge without having to substitute soda.

[krakenartificer]

Oh. So it was a stand against single use plastic, alcoholism culture, and eating disorders disguised as fitness.

saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock

[keplercryptids]

"wow you blocked me just cuz i disagreed with you???"

yes. yes, exactly. this is a social media site. i come here to look at pictures of birds and shitpost with my friends. this is not a town hall meeting; i am not your elected official. i do not owe you my energy, my space, or my time. you and i are strangers that use the same website. i can block you for literally any reason and that's okay. take a deep breath. block me too. you'll feel better.

[valtsv]

sitcom about living with a wizard

[valtsv]

roommage

[thetrashchronicles]

is the wizard gay

[valtsv]

is water wet

[torchlake]

[greatfay]

Christopher Tolkien explains why his father, JRR Tolkien, wrote down “The Hobbit” in the first place, when it was originally intended to be an oral bedtime story for his children.

(found in the forward to The Hobbit Fiftieth Anniversary Edition, 1987)

‘Damn the boy’

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

#have you ever been so annoying you caused the reinvention of an entire literary genre

[petermorwood]

Some people are born to be copy-editors.

[noh0hank-deactivated20220429]

funfact: your url does not have to display every single fucking fandom you are in jesus christ

[bruce-springstain]

I have an odd feeling that this post is about me.