I Reblog... A lot.

Whatever I feel like, really.

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[thebeastpeddler]

These are the two ghostly mandrakes that went up last night! I have plenty more to stuff for Saturday, so if you missed them the first time around don’t fret :)

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Untitled

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[brinnanza]

Yeah I could go to work or I could idk jump off a building or run into traffic

[negativereader]

Behold, the worst written line of all time:

Aro laughed. “Ha ha ha,” he giggled.

-Stephenie Meyer New Moon

[iheartmoonlight-deactivated2020]

Excuse me but

“His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel… or something.” -EL James Fifty Shades of Gray

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Fifty Shades is a treasure trove of terrible lines.

“I feel the color in my cheeks rising again. I must be the color of the Communist Manifesto.”

“His erection springs free. Holy cow!”

“Holy crap! He’s wearing a white shirt.”

The fact it used to be Twilight fanfiction really comes through when you actually look up some of the text.

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“His eyebrows widened”

- E.L. James; Fifty Shades of Grey

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This post always makes me feel better about myself.

[dayofthedoodles]

I stopped my work day so I could make this stupid gif.

[caedmonfaith]

I nearly peed.

[rnoonpie]

YOU ASSHOLE I ALMOPST CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUST NOW

[masonsgooding]

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This indoor slide is located in Malaysia’s Empire Gallery shopping centre. It takes someone all the way to the bottom floor. 

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The Man Who Lived Upstairs

by reddit user TeslaToth

When the news came on the television, I immediately dropped my spoon and stopped eating.

“An attempted kidnapper has been shot dead in Wayne County,” the newsreader intoned. “Police say a local history professor lured one of his students into his van by telling her his new puppy had stopped breathing.”

Keep reading

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Everybody Loves a Fat Baby

by reddit user Purple_Mittens

Everybody loves a fat baby. You can’t help but pinch their cheeks, tickle their tummies, and grab a toe to play “this little piggy”. 

They give the most contagious jolly smiles that brighten anyone’s day.

My baby is skinny. I’ve tried to fatten him up but he fights me every step of the way.

Keep reading

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Alive Again. This photograph was taken on October 8th 2011 by Ireena Worthy at the Pacheena Indian Reserve, British Colombia.

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In the words of science magazine 

Millions of tons. That’s how much plastic should be floating in the world’s oceans, given our ubiquitous use of the stuff. But a new study finds that 99% of this plastic is missing. One disturbing possibility: Fish are eating it.

If that’s the case, “there is potential for this plastic to enter the global ocean food web,” says Carlos Duarte, an oceanographer at the University of Western Australia, Crawley. “And we are part of this food web.”

SOURCE & MORE INFORMATION

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Purple Galaxy Quilt

Dark Blue Galaxy Quilt

Light Blue Galaxy Quilt

Dark Purple Galaxy Quilt

Blue Orange Galaxy Quilt

Red Galaxy Quilt

Starry Sky Galaxy Quilt

Dark Green Galaxy Quilt

Bright Blue Galaxy Quilt

Dark Purple Galaxy Quilt

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[sukottoarts]

Someone finally understands

[enjollras]

can you paint with all the colours of the wind?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Somebody had to actually dig the holes in the movie ‘Holes’.

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that’s what interns are for

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Builds character

[roxxydoubleexes]

His name is Tim Everett.

He plotted all of the holes in “Holes” using 3D modeling. He also supervised the production of all the lizards in the same movie.

He built the storm in “The Perfect Storm” and now he’s the Hollywood go-to guy for water effects. The whirlpool in Pirates of the Caribbean? Tim fucking Everett. They asked for him by name.

He’s the man who taught me how to model mountains and light caves. He showed me how to frame a scene in classical 3-field vignetting. He is a hard ass when it comes to lazy work, and he is one of the most amazing artists I have ever had the pleasure to present my work to.

That someone believes some poor intern had to dig all those holes is a testament to his work. Tim Everett is an environmental guru.

Someone did dig all of those holes.

His name is Tim Everett.

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Holy crap. Now that’s dedication.

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