jane: ...and while i was away, i stayed with my cousins; there was this cousin named st. john, and he was normal until he wasn't
mr rochester: hahaha cool a male cousin hahahaha! bet you he was fifty.
jane: uh... actually, he was twenty-nine.
mr rochester: oh! hahahahaha but i bet you he was short, ugly, and stupid. bet you he was the worst person on the planet. bet you he was a bumbling baboon. an utter FOOL.
jane: actually, he wasn't. he was quite smart, and self-righteous, and quite accomplished.
mr rochester, visibly sweating: aha...hahaha. hahahaha.
jane: and he was kinda hot.
mr rochester, in despair: NOOOOO