metaphysical mpreg zone

ind me at https://rentry.co/jalph. i am a ginger boy with phd in #hunting. proud member of the anti-senate. tTHIS IS A SIDEBLOG I CANT FOLOOW or like iM SOOORY. my profile image by scribblemynizzle

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person

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computerrr show me women named BosniaHerzegovina

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i think lord of tne flies would be awesome if it took place in 1200bc and in the mediterranean and was constantly invaded by symbolic anachronisms from a period pver a thousand years in the future to the extent that it makes people fucked in hte head and suicidal and also was lesbian like everyone was girls but they still kill each other thats really important.

[remiscastiel]

we should all just jalph ourselves

[star-conch]

I think my dream would be for Cartoon Saloon to make an adaptation of LOTF, so I tried to imagine it here and do my best to recreate their style

fake poster

I stole a lot of the compositions straight from screencaps since this was kind of a study, like the poster is just a Wolfwalkers poster just want to say that

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i forgot how to do anything

[beastswinethief]

jack and ralph board the infinity train

[shatenfart]

If they had youtube in the bunker i think it would look leik this

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[remiscastiel]

i can imagine anything

[siruerto]

Older Octavian stumbles upon young Antony. The way Cicero drew the picture of the prostitute Antony in his Philippics got me to draw this so thanks Cicero xD

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sometimes jalph makes me want to snort my own bidy weight in coke and fuck prostitues #justsaying

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this app dlesnt work i cant see fuckall

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super orignnal roman republic ocs

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