Discount Court Jester

Ren/20/M/ ((independent Joker of P5 by ;Rayne))

[rentakeda]

Madly in anger with you.

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[heartsaplenty]

@rentakeda

Hello. Unsure if you have survived trying to get into university.

If you did.. I have gotten you a gift.

[rentakeda]

👍

[heartsaplenty]

@rentakeda

Hello. Unsure if you have survived trying to get into university.

If you did.. I have gotten you a gift.

[rentakeda]

despite my best efforts yeah im alive

what you got for me from you for me?

[heartsaplenty]

Sunglasses.

Would love to spoil the surprise.

Up to you.

[rentakeda]

naw im down to get glasses. you need me to come get them?

[emailmore]

im from ipod world

[heartsaplenty]

@rentakeda

Hello. Unsure if you have survived trying to get into university.

If you did.. I have gotten you a gift.

[rentakeda]

despite my best efforts yeah im alive

what you got for me from you for me?

[rentakeda]

@heartsaplenty

hi im joker but its spelled goker but pronounced joker. im like the moving images.

[heartsaplenty]

Will give a slight bow for my good guess.

Joke(r) aside.. Gonna be okay?

Starting university was hard. Still struggling to get used to it. The curse from before makes it worse.. Sound like you have things too.

[rentakeda]

clap clap

yeah im fine. not like the "fr fr" kind but the "im fine enough im not on fire today" way.

dont have any curses that i know of so i aint got a room to stand on in the complaints. but thanks guy

[rentakeda]

@heartsaplenty

hi im joker but its spelled goker but pronounced joker. im like the moving images.

[rentakeda]

"thanks i appreciate the offer but dont wanna bother you."

its not a bother i offered.

"fine then. how do we jo from here?"

you need a thing said and you point and say "jettem" and then i, in fact, "jet them"

"jotcha. anything else?"

naw man were jood.

[heartsaplenty]

You were right. I do want something. I want coffee. Which a server gives. Someone you would need to get.

Good job. Try me. My turn.. If you can stay quiet.

[rentakeda]

man i was born to be quiet and easily targeted by authority figures.

...

[heartsaplenty]

Oh... Can I even say that? What is the rating here..

[rentakeda]

yeah youre jood no one is looking i jot the door shut

[heartsaplenty]

Alright. Thanks. Wouldn't want to ruin my child friendly demeanor.

Let me clear my throat. I have to get the accent right.

'ive been workin on my comedy routine and i want to make sure i jot it jood so im gonna practice on you real quick. met a [Insert the gender of your choice here..] and after we jot into bed tojether they said to me 'when i got that calling card, i didn't expect my virjinity to be stolen too'.'

How was that.

[rentakeda]

shit chat he knows its gaover for us now

[rentakeda]

@heartsaplenty

hi im joker but its spelled goker but pronounced joker. im like the moving images.

[rentakeda]

"thanks i appreciate the offer but dont wanna bother you."

its not a bother i offered.

"fine then. how do we jo from here?"

you need a thing said and you point and say "jettem" and then i, in fact, "jet them"

"jotcha. anything else?"

naw man were jood.

[heartsaplenty]

You were right. I do want something. I want coffee. Which a server gives. Someone you would need to get.

Good job. Try me. My turn.. If you can stay quiet.

[rentakeda]

man i was born to be quiet and easily targeted by authority figures.

...

[heartsaplenty]

Oh... Can I even say that? What is the rating here..

[rentakeda]

yeah youre jood no one is looking i jot the door shut

[rentakeda]

@heartsaplenty

hi im joker but its spelled goker but pronounced joker. im like the moving images.

[rentakeda]

"thanks i appreciate the offer but dont wanna bother you."

its not a bother i offered.

"fine then. how do we jo from here?"

you need a thing said and you point and say "jettem" and then i, in fact, "jet them"

"jotcha. anything else?"

naw man were jood.

[heartsaplenty]

You were right. I do want something. I want coffee. Which a server gives. Someone you would need to get.

Good job. Try me. My turn.. If you can stay quiet.

[rentakeda]

man i was born to be quiet and easily targeted by authority figures.

...

[rentakeda]

what i should do for halloween sometime is dress up as the (pronounced thee) joker

and when people ask me what i am

i tell them im adopted and walk away.

[rentakeda]

@heartsaplenty

hi im joker but its spelled goker but pronounced joker. im like the moving images.

[rentakeda]

"thanks i appreciate the offer but dont wanna bother you."

its not a bother i offered.

"fine then. how do we jo from here?"

you need a thing said and you point and say "jettem" and then i, in fact, "jet them"

"jotcha. anything else?"

naw man were jood.

[rentakeda]

@heartsaplenty

hi im joker but its spelled goker but pronounced joker. im like the moving images.

[rentakeda]

i jot you man. leave it to me. i promise im easily the most honest and stalwart and upbeat us there is. you can ask anybody that doesnt know me, theyll tell you.

conserve your energy. nothing wrong with that.

[kuruising]

mini ren! hi! i thought you'd left the site.

[rentakeda]

hey i didnt see this

so what had happen was

i forgot my email login (it was my name)

that emails password (it was also my name)

this sites password (that too was my name)

and had to change both passwords (which are now my names still, but with 1 after the name)

[rentakeda]

@heartsaplenty

hi im joker but its spelled goker but pronounced joker. im like the moving images.

[rentakeda]

yeah yeah the curse. thats the man. real bastard of a man. i know its not a man.

its cool you dont. ive been told talking too much is my second worst quality right before cynicism but right after still breathing. so keeping the words low jotta be a helpful sometimes.

[rentakeda]

hi kuru how are you-ru

[rentakeda]

dude it takes one and you know what? they right they nailed it on the head like kudos why was there a psych evaluation seems pretty suspicious.

it wasnt suspicious at all.

yeah fistpump. in the air in slow motion. escape the grind, live the dream. by the goker we all aspire to be.

[rentakeda]

@heartsaplenty

hi im joker but its spelled goker but pronounced joker. im like the moving images.

[heartsaplenty]

Oh. I'm joker. It's pronounced gaoker but spelled Joker.

Another me.. Or not me. Goppelganger.

[rentakeda]

yeah you jet it. jotta keepem on their toes or they start jetting too comfortable. been reading your posts sounds like you are in a hell of a time

[rentakeda]

hi kuru how are you-ru

[kuruising]

living a (gasp) pretty mundane, but pleasant, life. what're you up to lately?

[rentakeda]

well i got accepted into uni. thats cool. i was told i should go to therapy. which theyre right of course but also fuck em.

so i didnt. because we do what we want.

and i missed the first session and thats a faux pas- passe? paw?- and i never let my first impression be anything but the actual worse.

hell yeah for mundanity. score one for the average guy.