pity party

You've been cold to me so long I'm crying icesicles instead of tears.

[pandora]

writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test

[imninm-deactivated20160505]

boy: hi me: i feel like ur lying but okay

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

i’ll gladly drag myself before i give anybody else the satisfaction of doing it

[skygenders]

Why five page essay? What about 0 page essay

[heavyflirtysoul]

(-5) page essay. You write to me Proffesor. I’m in control now.

[cerastes]

Mother: “What do you even do in the internet that you dedicate so much time to it?”

Me:

[chandra-nalaar]

me at 9 pm: im gonna fix my sleep schedule

me at 4 am:

[suspend]

me everyday:

[dewgongo]

“oh i forgot to make dinner”

“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”

[josenagel-deactivated20130527]

“haha remember in the 7th grade when you-“

[ruthbambi]

when your parents try to give you fashion advice

[plasdickbottle]

probably

[thesassycat]

“This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before”

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

Shrek came out 13 years ago

[thebrothersjonas]

I didn’t know shrek was gay

[luxgalador]

Date someone who makes you do Aziz Ansari’s excited face

[fuckinl0ser-deactivated20170709]

when bae says my ass looks nice 

[emojiswag]

when you get hate and you respond with a great comeback

[may]

i don’t even read ‘omg’ as ‘oh my god’ anymore i literally just read it as ‘omg’. y'all know what i’m talking about.