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You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly
me at las vegas, visibly sweating and shaking: Oh god oh fuck this isnt like balatro atall :(
When you finish doing your nails and your bladder decides it’s time to pee and you’re there going like
hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation
You can only reblog this today.
I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again
the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven
Oh no.... not my bed and my pillows and my blankies..... sure would suck if I.... got snug as a bug in there.... whatever would I do......
you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers
All this talk about gays not being able to drive is blatant erasure of those of us who were brave enough to weather the trials of the DMV (Forbes’ selection for Straightest Place on Earth eleven years in a row) so that we could return triumphant, finally able to drive each other to the 24 hr grocery store at 2 am, the gayest hour, to buy cheap vodka and takis
Stand up for your rights, auto homos! Don’t let them forget your sacrifices
erasure of country gays that were forced to drive because of a homophobic lack of public transport
girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level
girl help i'm having creation ideas above my motivation level
girl help I’m having creation ideas above my free time level
ⓘ This user just wanna sit in front of the ocean and listen to the waves.
[texts back three years later] haha not much what about you
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the fact that I have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating
I'm screaming look what my sister sent me 💀💀