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In other news, soup

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I'm the sleepiest little guy at all times

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I've been bullied for the last 24 hours and need people who LOVE ME

[dear-anxious-annie]

Imagine falling in love and it works out for the rest of your life.

[thedankmemes]

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What's the news Krusty Krew

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Who else is the most tired?

[res1dentdumbass]

I'm too sleepy to be a person

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I need new loved ones considering all of mine bully me

[res1dentdumbass]

Being BULLIED on a daily basis 🙃

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I've had hiccups for AN HOUR and I'm over it. I guess shoveling pasta is going to take me out

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ur cute

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Do you ever forget how to be a person?

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If only my own dog loved me and didn't BETRAY me

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Sometimes I wonder if I actually graduated college with the way my brain is so dumb