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c2h3cl3o2 replied to your post “This isn’t how you’re supposed to use a blog, Rick.”

Pretty sure this is EXACTLY how you're supposed to use a blog.

You can use your blog to discuss phallic objects, I’ll use mine for science.

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This isn’t how you’re supposed to use a blog, Rick.

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I could probably come up with a few zingers for you. Like uh,

I’m so fucking lost my last name might as well be Prefect!

or uh

At least I’m not watching my wife slowly die as I travel back in time, because apparently that’s how time travel works! Or something.

Were you ever married? I can’t remember.

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Thanks, but no, I never married and I hardly dated in my younger years. The only gal I ever wed was science.

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c2h3cl3o2 replied to your post “It seems as if my brief leave of absence wasn’t as brief as I thought...”

Is this one referring to your disappearance from the internet or your home dimension.

The Internet. I’d never make jokes about that.

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It seems as if my brief leave of absence wasn’t as brief as I thought it was.

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enorches replied to your post “enorches replied to your post “73 32 104 97 118 101 32 121 101 116 32...”

wat if thts the message i wanted 2 send huh

Screaming?

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enorches replied to your post “73 32 104 97 118 101 32 121 101 116 32 116 111 32 97 116 116 101 109...”

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This isn’t a joke. Do you know what this translates to?

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.”

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He only showed up to respond to me.

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c2h3cl3o2 replied to your post “73 32 104 97 118 101 32 121 101 116 32 116 111 32 97 116 116 101 109...”

What the FUCK do you want pal.

I was wondering how long it would take for you to actually use your blog.

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huskiinbee

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rescindicyphris

Wow, uh, I did not expect so many new faces around here.

Well, welcome to hell I guess. I’m Norman, and I like spooky stuff and a lot of other things.

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My name is Stanford. Stanford Pines. It’s a pleasure to meet you, Norman.

Kid, I’ve been living in hell for the past several decades. I’m looking forward to seeing what you can throw at me. If it impresses me, I might even write a book about it. A joke, of course. But I am curious.

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Compilation of almost all the Eye of Providence symbols I’ve encountered so far at summer camp. 

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Until Dawn Sentence Starters Pt 1

may contain spoilers.

❛ whatever you say, darling! ❜

❛ understand the palm of my hand, bitch. ❜ 

❛ maybe we should start with a little, you know, making out and see where it goes from there. ❜ 

❛ what did you do?!  ❜ 

❛ jesus hot sauce christmas cake. ❜ 

❛ i suspect that SOMEONE is not being entirely honest with me… ❜ 

❛ i know you’re all probably worried about me. ❜ 

❛ wait a second, are you saying we should break in? ❜ 

❛ i don’t think it’s breaking in if you own the place. ❜

❛ maybe if we’re lucky, she’ll follow us out here and get eaten by a bear. ❜

❛ let’s party like we’re fucking porn stars! ❜

❛ do you intend to continue with this elaborate self indulgence? ❜

❛ you want to ruin our fun that bad? well, guess what? you can’t! you can’t ruin our good time. _______ and i are gonna fuck! that’s right! we’re gonna have sex! and it’s going to be hot! so enjoy it, because we will! ❜

❛ you couldn’t buy a loaf of moldy bread with your skanky ass. ❜

❛ that bitch is on crack or something. ❜

❛ i didn’t really figure you for the glass half empty type. ❜

❛ stay out of it, you dumb oaf. ❜

❛ when are you gonna take him/her/them to the bone zone? ❜

❛ get away! get away from me! ❜

❛ you just won’t listen to me, and things seem pretty fucked up. ❜ 

❛ you had so many people who cared about you, who were willing to help, but at every turn you chose to push them away. and now you’re all alone. ❜

❛ no, no, no, not again! ❜

❛ you are a coward! ❜

❛ i don’t take orders from you. you can’t tell me what to do. ❜

❛ okay, i trust you. i trust you. ❜

❛ why didn’t you save me, ______? ❜

❛ come on, it’s okay. ❜

❛ are you sure? ❜

❛ well, i’m not dead yet. ❜

❛ it’s freezing, i can’t feel my fingers. ❜

❛ i’d like to focus on how we’re going to get the fuck out of here, please. ❜

❛ it doesn’t hurt anymore. really. ❜

❛ fuck, i can’t do this. ❜

❛ you did the right thing. ❜

❛ no, there’s no excuse. there’s no excuse for this! ❜