[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[texasenchantment]

The fact that I’m legally an adult is hysterical

[ruinedchildhood]

[catscatscatss]

[bunjywunjy]

I want to know what kind of face the owner made to get that response

[emmi-kat]

[gif87a-com]

Found a well in italy with a nice echo. Missing this trip already. [x]

[plushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

How does it feel to wake up everyday and know you can snap like that

[thatdisasterauthor]

Damn. If I was on that street I would’ve just frozen.

[duchessofyetiville]

She’s like a siren

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

My best friend of 23 years is officially a teacher. Same elementary school we went to as kids. Wild. I’m proud of him.

[bourgeoiskev-deactivated2018090]

We both degreed up now

[curlsandstems]

Congratulations to you both!

[weloveshortvideos]

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

[fataleflare]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

[parasitickittens]

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Seriously it fucking LIFTS OFF

[vincent-the-purple-deactivated2]

“3…2….1….LIFT OFF!!”

[infirm-of-purpose]

@dandelionofthanatos

[dandelionofthanatos]

and the kitty just

“what?”

[gratatata-shalala]

I literally have not laughed this hard in over a year, oh my god

[unsettlingstories]

I’m fucking dying lmfao

[intothecostumeroom]

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

[thephotogfeminist-deactivated20]

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

[oxytocindolorosa]

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

[katetinyjohn]

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

And they’re not related?

[westafricanbaby]

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

[super-shar]

Their mamas have some explaining to do

[ofdarklands]

that’s one person and you can’t fool me

[securelyinsecure]

The plot thickens!

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[menpale]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Please reblog, this is so important.

[notoriousthuggg]

I needed this

[amuseinherfeels]

Is this foreal?

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:

[thatdiva]

reblog to save lives!

[if-i-onlyhadabrain]

REBLOG

😭 Thank you.

[neoperks]

[breaktotheotherside]

Someone is HONGRY

[ruinedchildhood]

#same

[recked]

[stability]

I mean who could win against that amazing strategy???

[thenatsdorf]

[cheasethings]

The poise… the balance… the PRESENCE