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@residentshapeshifter
mysteriomanifesto:
“It’d probably be better to engage in discourse to educate them as to why their ideals are ultimately flawed… but if the punching helps, go right ahead.”
“Hmmm... give hateful zealots the courtesy and respect ‘discourse’ would entail, or just punching them in their stupid faces... I’m going with my fist on this one.”
Baby Teddy!!!!
mysteriomanifesto:
“You’re describing a large proportion of socially harmful individuals who have gained attention on varied platforms despite there being no rationale behind it. At some point we grew accustomed to and are apparently unwilling to relinquish a certain degree of fuckery.”
“And with that, I think I need to go find a Nazi to punch. Or several. Like, I’m gonna punch all the Nazis.”
mysteriomanifesto:
“……” ( wow ). “You can’t reason with people who have no sense of logic - they’re probably in support groups with flat-earthers. Besides, I can think of worse ways to go.”
“Yeah, but that still doesn’t mean he should be on TV, he’s a liar and an asswipe.”
mysteriomanifesto:
“It’s a sorry state of affairs but, bizarrely, he appeals to a certain demographic.”
“Yeah, the demographic that believes the Skrulls were putting chemicals in our water to turn humans gay so that we’d die out.”
“I need to find a better place to put my phone, right now I’m doing literal butt-dials.”
Billy and Teddy in Incoming #1, illust. Cheung, Fajardo
“Oh, for fuck’s sake, why do they let JJ Jameson on TV?!? He’s the worst.”
princessxwakanda:
“That is more than okay and I’m going to try all four varieties immediately.” Shuri unceremoniously dropped her clutch bag on a nearby chair, reaching out to sample her friend’s baking.
“I’d say save some for everyone else, but I know you have a team of super badass warrior ladies, so help yourself,” he chuckles. “What holidays do you guys normally do in Wakanda?”
“I brought mini-cheesecakes. I hope that’s okay.”
janefoster:
“It’s the whole reason I signed up for Disney+,” she admitted, taking her daughter against her hip. Jane laughed, trying to wipe some of the green off Torunn’s nose. “I’m making Thor and Tori watch it with me. I think they’re enjoying it, if only for Baby Yoda.”
“Well, there’s a lot of other good shows. I’ve been re-bingeing Gargoyles between Mandalorian episodes, it’s totally my jam.” Teddy grinned. “The magic, and the mythos, and the action, it’s the perfect show.”
janefoster:
“Okay, I guess that’s alright,” Jane smiled, shaking her head in amusement. “You’re just lucky I’m all caught up. I can give her that bath if you want. I didn’t mean for you to stop all the fun on my account.”
Jane moved forward and smudged some of the paint off Torunn’s face with her thumb. The young girl grumbled a bit beneath Teddy’s towel. The astrophysicist laughed. “Safe to say you’re enjoying the show so far?”
“It filled the hole left in my heart by Game of Thrones,” Teddy answered, passing Torunn over with a grin. “It’s so good. You guys are watching it too?”
janefoster
“Class, class!” Jane’s daughter Torunn shrieked, emerging from behind a couch, wrapped in a towel with green paint smeared on her face. Jane’s eyes widened.
“Please tell me there was no egg…”
“I mean, it’s technically in your fridge right now. But it’s a chocolate one filled with lemon Jell-O, because we haven’t gotten there yet.” Teddy pickked Torunn up and started rubbing the paint off her face with the towel. “I’ll.. give her a bath.”
janefoster:
“Funny, that’s the same excuse my daughter uses around cupcakes with fingerprints in the frosting.”
“Aw, c’mon, Doctor F.” Teddy blushes as he shifts back to his human shape. “I’m not a three-year-old with a mischievous streak, I’ve got a little more class than that.”
A little.
“Okay, fine, Mandalorian reenactments might have gotten a little out of hand.”
captcincmerica:
“Sure it was, kid. Now why don’t you tell me what actually happened?”
“I’m not a kid. And I’m serious. I’m tracking whatever, or whoever, did this.”
“It, uh, it was like this when I got here?”
No Tricks, Just Treats
mutantmysticwiccan:
“Hey its all fun and games until someone looses a body part. Then its a party,” Billy quipped as he leaned into Teddy’s space. “What kind of party games do you think they have at an Asgardian party. Or is it the kind one you just hang out and talk to people.”
“Well, we can always ask about a dwarf-tossing,” Teddy joked, then got serious. “I’m pretty sure they have dwarves here. We should ask.” Also, he planned to add like, a million extra livers to see how much Asgardian booze he could drink, but dwarf-tossing was taking priority.
