Official Spidey

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Personally, I’m not big on intros, and most of New York already have seen me swinging around probably at least once, so I’m making this quick

Name: Spider-man, hyphen is non-negotiable

personality type: took the test once and it said INTP-T

Age: the whole secret identity thing is there for a reason you know

I’ll let you guys ask anything else you want to know, anyways I’m writing this mid patrol so gotta run (or should I say swing?)

(((This spidey’s a mix of all media, the movies, the shows, fanfics, etc. I’ve seen some of the comics but I haven’t read them yet (read tags for a idea on what I’ll post))))

[spidey-official]

do you get hate asks from supervillains on this? is the green goblin committing psychological warfare by asking how long it is

im not even sure they'd know how to use tumblr. if i had a facebook, though...

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99% of them have degrees in something but in the end most of the are just old white men

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I dropped my lasagna on the floor and now I’m sobbing over a pile of lasagna

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This you?

[dickstickss]

Green goblin beating the shit out of spiderman: anylast words spiderman?

Spiderman: yeah I fucked your son

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Oopsies

[daily-bugle-ny]

*Points to a gaint spider creature*

Then...who's that?

An ASSOCIATE of the wall crawler! -JJJ

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I have never met that thing in my life personally, sorry Pickle Puss