respect the hyphen

hello! it's your friendly neighborhood spider-man

[spidey-official]

swinging in...

hey there! i'm spider-man (he/him)

↳ if you didn’t know that, i’m concerned for you.

the hyphen is non-negotiable. respect it, or face the consequences (aka me sulking dramatically).

main tags...

all original posts: under queue

irondad & spiderson moments: under irondad and spiderson

all my nonsense: under spidey speaks

team red (dp, dd, and me) shenanigans: under team red

ending notes...

don’t be shy—send asks, ideas, or random thoughts! i love swinging by to chat with you guys.

[spidey-official]

hi twin

hi masclesbianpomni how was the movie

[twoflower-hailspideydevil]

[spidey-official]

i love it when people draw me positively caked up. it makes me feel so warm inside when i look at art of bbl!spidey. genuinely brings a tear to my eye to see those mountains on my cheeks.

[spidey-official]

dr pepper man, choose me... dr pepper man, pick me...

[spidey-official]

My good spidey sir

I need thoughts

@strange-little-spy

squat toilet and a bad burrito

[bnushtird]

Original post by @/Min_tramcam on X/Twitter

[spidey-official]

my stomach's grumbling like i didn't JUST feed it 12hrs ago

[spidey-official]

*gives you hotdog*

is it just my shitty wifi or is that a really low quality 10 pixel dog

[spidey-official]

it's all fun and games until i legally adopt you and then make the decision to leave you in a ditch for your character development and necessary daddy issues that will eventually turn you into the loveable comedic relief with a deep, profound sadness to them

[spidey-official]

what class are you in dnd

a tiefling rogue typically. whatever that says about me i dont want to know

[spaceshiprocket]

Spider-Man by Lee Gatlin

[spidey-official]

Hello! Let's play fuck, marry, kill.

Johnny Storm, Daredevil and Deadpool.

fuck dd, marry storm, and kill dp simply because dp is the only one who cant actually die. and also marrying storm means i get his money and his connections

[spidey-official]

cant tell if i have bed bugs or mask acne and at this point i cant afford to fix either of these problems

[coolestmercwithamouth]

How's it hanging, Wade?

@spidey-official

Hey webs! Doing good, well, not nessisarily "good" since im a mercenary but you get the gist

[spidey-official]

i did not send that but hi anyway dp

[spidey-official]

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if the wood chuck looked like you

bitch

did i kick your puppy or something???

[spidey-official]

got a new ear piercing so could we all just agree not to aim for the ears when we fight please. out of respect for fair fights. and of me. please