Dumb Bitch Central

I love my snakes so much. And they’re so dumb. And I’m so dumb. We’re all stupid.

[fagcreaturer]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[jackson-imbecille]

Hangin out with my siblings chicken

[respectabledumbass]

Brother hangin out with my chicken.

[respectabledumbass]

[likeadevils]

did ur parents let you have social media before you were 13

yes but at what cost

no but i snuck on anyway

no and i followed the rules but at what cost

my parents had No Idea what i was doing at any point of my adolescence

Voting ended onMar 30, 2023

[annagetsthefabulousbabes]

We were still using dial up before I was 13.

[jabberwockypie]

Modern social media didn't exist when I was 13.

[ceescedasticity]

I'm not sure I'd ever been on the internet when I was 13.

[clueingforbeggs]

No, I did use some forums, though.

[clueingforbeggs]

Also, don't think I even wanted social media then, or even really knew what it was?

[marlinspirkhall]

I used Minecraft forums when I was 13 and even that was a fucking mistake, but the biggest tragedy of them all is that I got twitter when I was 14. Horrible, horrible decision

[16woodsequ]

We didn't have internet till grade 7 and tbh I had no desire to be on social media. My first profile was Deviant Art when I was about 15-16

[cacopheny]

I think I was 11 or 12 when we first got aol? maybe? I don't remember exactly. random people didn't msg me though, it was only friends, and I wasn't online a TON, so there wasn't a lot of risk

[respectabledumbass]

I read homestuck and played pixie hollow fairy games before 13, but my mom had to put the links in for both of them. I was hopeless with electronics.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Maybe becoming a werewolf wouldn't fix my mental illness but it would fix my Not Being A Werewolf problem

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Becoming a werewolf would replace most of my immediate problems with brand new, exciting problems.

[respectabledumbass]

SNAKE IN A JAR

SHE’S TAKING A VERY IMPORTANT NAP

[harbingerofjoy]

me writing fictional couples: oh wow…. the tenderness, the devotion, the romance

me irl:

[psychophagus]

let’s make soup! just toss whatever you got in the pot and reblog to share it at the end :)

veggies (specify in tags)

water

mushrooms

meat (specify in tags)

tomatoes

potatoes

aromatics (specify in tags)

salt

stones

other (specify in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[psychophagus]

to be clear I want you to reblog it when you see it. we share the SOUP at the end folks. the soup.

[respectabledumbass]

My brothers pets! Turtle (above) and Sasha (below)

Sasha is also called liglet but I don’t know why

[respectabledumbass]

Such dumb little birds. I love them.

[respectabledumbass]

He’s doing snake homework

[respectabledumbass]

The man

[respectabledumbass]

Fingers takes a drink, and makes a mess of his bedding

[respectabledumbass]

Gigi in a jar

[respectabledumbass]

Eeep

[respectabledumbass]

I’ve already drawn Remus, so here’s James Potter!

[respectabledumbass]

I tried to draw Remus Lupin- here’s how it went!