Resurie

Kokekokoko

[iapislazuli]

in class

me: *smiles*

teacher: why u smiling

me: nothing

me (in my mind):

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Me

[sf3]

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Kikosho

[relax-ya-nuts]

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Omfg

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business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[psimagnet]

me: i’m staying out of the drama

also me: guess fucking what

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LOL @hellorenee @annalizahaa

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hofessorx]

All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last

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Omfg

[piss3000]

me nd my witch gf

me: girl U so hexy her: *turns me into a peanut*

[vivecguccibelt]

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Lolllll

[ironinkpen]

my sense of humor:

suggesting “kill them” as punishment for an extremely disproportionate crime  (”he stole my eraser” “kill him”)

staring at an object that has fallen over for a prolonged amount of time and with inordinate disappointment

*points at a garbage can* “that’s me”

zooming really far into someone’s face on snapchat

*something minorly inconveniencing happens* “@god what did I ever do to you”

“what are you doing” “my best”

shortening words that are already shorter versions of other words (ex: thank, congrat, welc)

“Bees?”

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Lol

[honeyboo-boochild]

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LOL @hellorenee @annalizahaa omfg

[waitareulistening]

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Tru

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

sometimes life is disappointing

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@hellorenee @annalizahaa omfg

[yanelknows]

Bye

[the-thot-princess-deactivated20]

Lmfaooo

[whenmoments]

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True

[yattaze]

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Omfg

[iapislazuli]

in class

me: *smiles*

teacher: why u smiling

me: nothing

me (in my mind):

[badgal-debbie]

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Lollll