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there's a fuckign wiki for us holy shit

so i guess there’s a whole wiki dedicated to retailwatch that probably only a select few of us heard of??

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Firebug: Hey Orisa!

SC Orisa: Yeah? Fuck?

Firebug: Woah, language!

SC Orisa: I'm rude now >:3

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PAstion: Someone will die.

SC Orisa: Of fun!

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Firebug: I need dating advice!!

PAstion: Just because I'm dating Orisa doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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PAstion: I’m perfectly fluent in 6 languages: Profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos, and gossip.

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HomeTorb: The smell of Home Depot is cathartic.. fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department-

PAstion: Stop romanticizing Home Depot.

HomeTorb: Pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

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2ndAndHanzo: IF I GET FIRED FOR PUNCHING A CUSTOMER I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

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PAstion: I'll kick anyone's ass. I'll kick your ass. I'll kick your dog's ass. I'll kick my own ass.

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LCGenji: Lemme guess……you’re a taxi driver!

McTaxi: … Well, yeah–

LCGenji: …ooooooh! What…do taxi drivers do!?

McTaxi: You pay ‘em n’ they take you where you wanna go.

LCGenji: ooo so like… a taxi?

McTaxi: Y- Yeah. That’s why they’re called taxi drivers.

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Macji: I swing both ways.

Macji: Violently.

Macji: With a sword.

Macji: Come get some motherfucker.

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LC Genji: I wonder how many pizza rolls I can fit in my mouth.

LC Hanzo: Genji, no.

LC Genji: *mouth full of pizza rolls* Can't hear you over the sound of pizza rolls

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Cinegenji: Honey, the doctor gave us our tests back. We can have kids!

Bamtavia: Babe, what do you want? I'm reading Prisoner of Azkaban, this BETTER be important.

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Bamtavia: *playing a synth* Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book

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LC Hanzo: You've gotta draw the line somewhere, you've gotta draw a fucking line in the sand, dude! You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say, "What am I willing to put up with today? NOT FUCKIN' THIS!"

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PAstion: I love being androgynous. Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows! All that matters is that I'm cute and everyone who likes me is gay.

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Kofji: *softly* nani the fuck?

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Oooooo... do one for McYoungGenji and IHopji Future

We’ll figure something out!

- Mod McCree

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