returnthedorkybatch

Skeptic blog. Mostly pictorial with an emphasis on pre and post showmance appearance of Ben. Dorkybatch vs miserablebatch. Will throw in movies, tv, and set photos.

[suejeffries]

Wet Ben. Hohum.

[prettythingsncats]

Wet, *smiling* Ben, complete with errant curl

[cumbersilhouette]

[cumberbabe-usa]

oh goodness

[suejeffries]

Hmmmm

[annashipper]

They've just announced the hosts for the 2019 Met Gala. Harry Styles, Lady Gaga, Serena Williams, & Anna Wintour. The theme is "Camp: Notes on Fashion." I'm sad knowing that there's <.0001% chance BC will attend. If he hadn't gotten mixed up with this sham, HE could have been the one hosting. I can't see La Wintour allowing Ms. Not-Avante-Garde onto her red carpet.

Let’s face it Nonny:  Anna Wintour missed a golden chance to have Weirdo herself host the Met Gala in 2017, with the Comme des Garcons theme.  

By the way, the way the themes are going, I have to say I’m glad Anna Wintour doesn’t invite Ben to the Gala anymore…

[daziechane]

Oh man I love the Met Gala.  It’s always so crackdoodle.

BC was absolutely PERFECT in 2014 when he went.  Like- breathtakingly perfect.  I saw him and thought “God I hope he gets laid tonight, he totally deserves it.”

I was really looking forward to seeing him on more Gala carpets.  Alas.  By the time 2015 rolled around he’d fallen out of favor.  AND WE ALL KNOW WHY.

So here.  Bask in the glory that was BC on the 2014 Met Gala carpet.

[messanon]

Hubba hubba

[wurwurz]

My edit. Original in UHQ was in a disturbing wrong way round. Reversed, ehanced, colour balanced, bla bla. (3804x2093 here)

[thelostsmiles]

Benedict Cumberbatch for Jaeger LeCoultre (v)

[wurwurz]

Heavy make up. 🤔

[stephenstrvnge]

Sherlock Special + Sherlock’s outfit appreciation.

[thelostsmiles]

Star Trek: Into Darkness (2013) behind the scenes getting strapped in for space jump

[karin-woywod]

3000 pixels - 2017 09 10 - Toronto - The Thompson - ’ The Current War ’ Portraits by Gary William Ogle (same session as for Chris Chapman Photography)

X from here

[wurwurz]

The whole Tiff photoshoot was awesome.

[just-jack-oconnell]

Profile & Jawline Porn part 1

part 2

part 3 

[ben-locked]

Sigh.

[silentauroriamthereal]

^What she said ❤️

[just-jack-oconnell]

Profile & Jawline Porn part 3 (aka “LOUD SCREECHING”) thanks listeningtolullabies

part 1  part 2   

[just-jack-oconnell]

Profile & Jawline Porn part 2

part 1  part 3   

thank you benedictervention & britishmenarehot  

[wurwurz]

Benedict Cumberbatch - Marvel Studios San Diego Comic-Con 2016. (x)

[dammit-not-again]

*shudders* that head tilt makes me frighten. so terrifying but also really sexy at the same time

[dammit-not-again]

[suejeffries]

This man is gorgeous.

[ineffablyobsessed292]

some of my favourite sherlock gifs… enjoy!😊

[suejeffries]

I will. Thank you.

[lichtblickpink]

My favourite Sherlock Eyes gifs. These eyes are so mesmerizing.

[aconsultingdetective]

∞ Scenes of Sherlock

Oh, Mr Holmes. I-I don’t know if this is relevant, but we found three potential recording devices in the pockets of your coat. Erm, all your possessions were searched. Sorry.

[suejeffries]

The Lying Detective

THE BEST