* 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐁𝐋𝐄 .

𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨   𝘵𝘩𝘦    𝘴𝘶𝘯    𝘵𝘪𝘭    𝘰𝘯𝘦    𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴    𝘩𝘰𝘸   𝘵𝘰    𝘣𝘶𝘳𝘯   .

[rhysandrefm]

        • ° .   *   ࿐  𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙨 .

ex    1  that  he  cheated  on  (  bad  terms  ) : his  first  real  exposure  to  the  limelight  ,  he  was  probably  still  pretending  to  hate  the  fame  and  be  down  to  earth  so  she  probably  thought  he  was  a  decent  enough  guy  .  that’s  when  the  fame  went  to  his  head  for  the  first  time  and  he  probably  royally  embarassed  her  after  only  a  few  months  together  .  shame  on  you  ,  rhys  !

ex  2  that  he  cheated  on  (  utp  !  ) : after  he  had  established  a  reputation  for  being  trouble  ,  she  was  warned  countless  times  about  his  antics  .  maybe  he’d  promised  he’d  change  ,  maybe  she  didn’t  care  all  that  much  ,  maybe  they  mutually  cheated  ,  but  regardless  ,  it  was  his  second  public  cheating  scandal  that  branded  him  a  serial  non  -  monogamist  .

toxic  on  and  off  ex : paparazzi  spotting  them  fighting  at  the  club  ,  then  sneaking  out  of  a  restaurant  hand  in  hand  the  day  after  their  breakup  rumors  come  out  .  he’d  use  others  to  make  her  jealous  and  would  spit  venom  about  ‘  not  giving  a  fuck  ‘  when  she’d  do  the  same  ,  yet  go  on  to  crash  his  car  and  call  her  to  come  pick  him  up  from  jail  .  are  they  healthy  ?  god  no  .  but  do  they  know  how  to  stop  ?  

'  i  can  fix  him  '  ex  : probably  one  who  dated  him  briefly  before  he  ended  things  bc  he  straight  up  told  her  ‘  there’s  no  chance  of  this  ending  well  .  ’  i’d  like  to  think  there’s  still  love  there  and  he  thinks  of  her  fondly  ,  but  they  had  to  take  space  bc  she  was  destroying  herself  trying  to  help  someone  who  just  wasn’t  willing  to  meet  her  halfway  .  

unspoken  attraction  /  he  didn't  think  he  was  good  enough : either  a  mutual  friend  (  a  friend’s  sister  or  a  friend’s  at  -  the  -  time  gf  would  be  SPICY  )  who  was  off  limits  to  him  .  even  though  the  spark  was  there  ,  he  didn’t  want  to  take  any  chances  of  pulling  her  into  the  messes  he’d  be  likely  to  create  .

hookup  that  he  didn't  want  to  ruin  the  friendship  with : friends  who  took  things  a  little  too  far  a  few  too  many  times  ,  but  what  good  is  it  to  try  and  make  something  more  of  it  ?  he  doesn’t  want  to  ruin  what  they’ve  got  .

bad  influence  pr  stunt : current  ,  someone  who  is  well  aware  of  what  he  has  going  on  reputation  wise  and  wants  the  media  attention  from  it  all  !

former  friends : he’d  go  to  hell  and  back  for  his  friends  but  it’s  very  likely  that  his  inability  to  regulate  his  own  emotions  is  exhausting  .  maybe  they  dropped  off  ,  or  maybe  they  had  a  blowout  that  caused  a  rift  .

his  femme  other  half :   just  a  chick  he  can  dodge  rumors  with  .  the  callie  to  his  sloane  perhaps  .  he  luvs  her  and  would  luv  her  even  more  if  she  gives  him  tough  love  <3  

'bad  boys  club' : naughty  men  who  get  together  and  do  stupid  shit  on  the  weekends  for  attention  .  he  pretends  to  be  above  it  all  but  its  lowkey  fun  to  get  the  boys  together  and  just  be  idiots  ! 

the  cody  to  his  noel : someone  who  he  has  an  extremely  stupid  fun  friendship  with  .  probably  the  bromance  of  the  century  and  the  most  UNSERIOUS  duo  alive  .  

savior  complex : someone  who  keeps  trying  to  swoop  in  and  help  him  recognize  his  self  sabotaging  habits  but  he  refuses  their  help  .

indulgence  influences : people  he  parties  with  

same  time  next  week  ?  public  rival : bizarrely  enough  they  enjoy  just  fighting  for  the  sake  of  fighting  .  makes  them  feel  alive  to  hurl  insults  at  each  other  each  time  they  get  seated  next  to  each  other  at  nobu  .  

[rhysandrefm]

vinnie   hacker.     he , him , his.     cis   man.      ›      spotted   at   the   met   steps   ,   rhysandre   da   vinci   ,   most   likely   listening   to   the   spins   by    mac   miller   with   their   airpods   pro   .   the   twenty3   year   old   gained   quite   a   reputation   ,   known   to   be   -contentious   yet   +sharp - witted   to   anyone   who   knows   them   .   you'll   easily   spot   them   when   you   hear   about   gold   -   capped   fangs   bared   by   a   devilish   grin   ,   a   bruised   and   battered   hellion   volunteering   himself   to   be   the   center   of   all   chaos   ,   smirks   of   amusement   with   a   bloodied   nose   ,   hiding   a   tender   heart   behind   scathing   hatred   ,   followed   by   soleil   brulant   by   tom   ford    .   latest   nepoupdates   article   talks   about   jackass   star   rhys   da   vinci   personally   banned   by   elon   musk   from   future   tesla   purchases   after   crashing   model   x   and   calling   the   cars   “ pussy - ass   shitmobiles   invented   by   the   head   cuck   of   zuckerberg   himself .   ”   ,   but   i   guess   any   reputation   is   good   reputation   .   (   felix   ,   25   ,   she / her   ,   pst   .   )

*   𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨 .

𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦 :   rhysandre ' rhys ' milos da vinci .

𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘺 :   cis man utilizing he him .

𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 : born in italy , dual citizenship with the us .

𝘢𝘨𝘦 : twenty3

𝘰𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 : star of american stunt tv show ' jackass ' and social media influencer

𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘦 : initially the black sheep of the da vinci luxury jewlery empire , until upon his penultimate expulsion from high school , his online pranks caught the attention of mtv , recruiting him to the jackass team which propelled him into the public eye . also known for causing hell with his sardonic responses , publicly cheating on most partners he's ever had , and a laundry list of arrests .

𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘲𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴 : ( + ) intense , maverick , vigilant , sharp - witted . ( - ) self - loathing , pessimistic , contentious , unserious .

𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 : pete davidson . warren peace from sky high . spike from buffy . lip from shameless .

*   𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙜𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 .

the youngest of three , rhysandre is born in milan to old money roots . both parents deep in a luxury jewelry empire , rhys grew up as the definition of silver spoon . though he benefitted from it , a passion for old rock and an interest in the dirty underbelly of humanity made him yearn for more . his heroes , all dirty grunge stars or skateboarders , continued to pull him away from the golden boy persona his parents would have greatly preferred , eventually his knack for counter culture causing him to act out in school .

despite getting practically everything handed to him , rhys was resentful and bitter , internalizing his differences and deciding he'd never be good enough for anyone . his hostility developed as a mechanism to cope and defend , his reputation growing with each suspension or new rumor floating around his circle of things his parents would chastise him for . but considering the only time they spent more than 3 minutes with him was when they were reprimanding him , what motivation did he have to stop ?

after mtv spotted one of his skateboarding stunts online going viral , jackass changed everything for him . he was in the public eye on his own accord , the daredevil pretty boy with a 'fuck the world' mentality . each critique that he was just a rich boy trying to play dress up pushed him further to do more dangerous things , to try and build a new legacy for himself of chaos , and risk his wellbeing in the process of it .

* 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣⠀.

as a result , rhys is known as the anger - prone former class clown who doesn't seem to meaningfully care about anything . perhaps deep beneath this surface , he'd some day admit the fear of never accomplishing anything meaningful , but for now , his only coping strategy is to be a pessimist and instead set fire to the world around him . loyal in friendships but self - sabotaging in almost all else , these intense emotions are often cause for identifying rhys as the #1 target of the ' i can fix him ' mindset , despite constant proof that the hellion cannot be fixed !

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