I rewrote the “I’m interested in someone else” scene because telltale was too petty to actually give us a decent confession. Warning it’s dialogue only and I wrote it at like 3am.
Fiona: “Stay away from my sister. Don’t think I’m miss reading the situation, cause as you know, I’m pretty much a professional in that regard.”
Rhys: “Seriously you don’t have to worry about it.”
Fiona: “Really? And why is that?”
Rhys: “It’s because... I’m interested in someone else.”
Fiona: “Who would that be exactly? If it wasn’t Sasha?”
Rhys: “Oh, it’s uhh someone you wouldn’t guess haha.”
Fiona: “Okay then, tell me some things about them and I’ll guess. It can’t be that hard, you’re not that subtle you know.”
Fiona: “Go on, go on! Now I’m interested. [smirks]
Rhys: “Uhhhh, well. She’s- she’s.... [swallows] stubborn, absolutely infuriating, and completely out of her mind. But, she’s also clever, and funny, and [nervously laughs] one of the strongest people I know. [cheeks flush]”
Fiona: “Okay, gross. But what I meant by describing was more appearance or something *I* might know, not personality traits that literally only you would take into consideration.”
Rhys: “Alright, alright... she’s really into hats, like cannot stress that enough, pretty sure if she had to pick between me and her hat, she’d pick the hat.”
Fiona: “That’s not true...”
Fiona: “*I said* that’s not true.”
Rhys: “How would *you* know?”
Fiona: “Because even I wouldn’t leave you for something like that. And you can be really annoying sometimes.”
Rhys: “Really. You wouldn’t ditch me in a heartbeat for that hat.”
Fiona: “Nope. I’ve saved your ass enough times, it’d be stupid for me to leave you now. Even with how much I really do love my hats...”
Rhys: “You still got no guesses? Even after that pretty obvious hint?”
Fiona: “Well, honestly I don’t know a lot of women with hats... why are you looking at me like that?”
Rhys: “If I were to find a mirror and show it to you, would that make it easier?”
Rhys: “Fiona, I’m sorry-“
Fiona: “SHUT UP! YOU’RE TELLING ME THAT YOU’VE HAD FEELINGS FOR ME THIS WHOLE TIME?!”
Rhys: “Well it more or less started after Gortys-”
Fiona: “-AND YOU NEVER THOUGHT TO TELL ME THAT BEFORE WE THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!?! YOU WAITED UNTIL RIGHT NOW?! LITERALLY THIS VERY MOMENT TO TELL ME?!”
Rhys: “I wanted too! I really did, I just- didn’t think it through.”
Fiona: “When have you ever thought anything through?”
Rhys: “Hey!......Wait, you’re mad that I didn’t tell you and not that I have feelings for you at all?”
Fiona: “No, as aggravating as you are... no, I’m not mad.”
Fiona: “Oh don’t play dumb you know why.”
Rhys: “You know I can’t play dumb.”
Fiona: “Ah, that was a smart move. Plays up my ego but also forces me to confess. That’s one of the reasons why I like you too.” [smiles]
Rhys: “Does this mean you wanted me to stay away from Sasha because you were [fake gasp] jealous?” [smirks]
Fiona: “Depends, were you flirting with her to make me jealous or was that just to annoy me?”
Rhys: “Hey, there was no flirting, her and August are gonna make up in a month at least, we’re just friends.”
Rhys: “Honestly! Ask her! Most we ever talked about was the task or you or August.”
Fiona: “Relax, I believe you.”
Rhys: “Y-yeah... it’s just- you trust me ...even after-“
Fiona: “I know. Imagine that, *me* the Pandoran hustler would trust *you* the ex-Hyperion Corporate lackey.”
Rhys: “Huh, kinda crazy when you when you put it like that.”
Fiona: “Not as crazy when we just took down a vault monster together and are planning on opening the vault that’s staring us right in the face.”
Rhys: “[laughs] Yeah you’re probably right....maybe it’s time we actually go into the vault we risked life and limb to find.”
