im not actually funny

ribena and animals are the only things i really care about

[acoolguy]

you ever have to shake your leg because there’s a rock in it?

[m86-deactivated20171116]

thats your bones

[acoolguy]

every day i learn some more

[porterr-robinson]

[thyuji-deactivated20161031]

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

[cosed]

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

[cosed]

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

[slimetony]

are they just advertising asthma

[awwww-cute]

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

where my texas boys at..

[allowthehype-deactivated2015072]

texas 

[tonyzaret]

[sogothimdead-deactivated2020060]

[seagramsgingerale]

Me after using duolingo for a month

[memesandlaughs]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[kozmial-deactivated20181203]

we are not friends if you dont enjoy slurping up that muddy water w/ me and the boys

[thebootydiaries]

My friend: what’re you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[ribena-bitch]

me: *taking a test*

my brain: Capri Sun

me: please, focus, I’m literally begging y-

my brain: respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect the pouch! respect it! respect th

[cannibalfilmphd-deactivated2023]

[sejient]

this is the most unsettling episode of cutthroat kitchen i have ever seen

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]