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Well this feels oddly familiar

anyway follow me on twitter: @bizzymk

same bullshit different platform really

#in case ya missed me #in case any of the thousands of yall still alive

alloverthegaf

helloitsbees

i love this scene but

gahdamnpunk

“I hate the Police” 💀💀

epiphanies

“So I’m being held, and every person in this body is being held to a higher ethical standard than the President of the United States?”

“That’s right, ‘cause there are some ethics committee rules that apply to you.”

“And it’s already super legal, as we’ve seen, for me to be a pretty bad guy, so it’s even easier for the President of the United States to be one, I would assume.”

“That’s right.”

“Thank you very much.”

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Exposes the Problem of Dark Money in Politics

ppl that order $3 cases off amazon and then comment “its cheap”

andrewbelami

alexander

SOURCE??????

komiago

brooklyn 99′s first bleep was a bleep done well

daddyhiccup

This might be my new favorite B99 joke of all time.

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

as a gay person i’m very lucky to live in this century because given that millennials are the gayest generation on record, my chances of getting a girlfriend have, historically, never been higher

roxilalonde-deactivated20251105

someone just tagged this #AND YET and i know i’m the op but mood

starsinursa

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

softwaring

nightinngales

aFSDHDKFJH

whiskeycrutch

Power move of the century.

kelssiel

i looked this up cause i wanted to know if you could and you can technically but then you’re instantly guilty of contempt of court and go directly to jail