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[riccardodecarli]

indie au riccardo de carli || same mun as clubsqueen

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[riccardodecarli]

yawning…

[riccardodecarli]

I'm calling you a twink again because fuck u

shoots you point blank.

[riccardodecarli]

That knife is compensating for something huh

”kuromaku, fuck off.”

[riccardodecarli]

You want reasons for you not to kill me well one. I could be your maid two I can be your housewife and or male wife and three I will obey you. Four. Because I don't wanna die. Five. Because well I want to see another day. Six. Is because I will not report you to the cops seven is because I wanna live. Eight is because I will lie to the cops and say "no there's no one in the city named riccardo. I don't know who that is." Nine is because I have the finish watching my hero academia ten is because I really don't wanna be known as the person who fucking died. And yes I did tried rizzing you up

“… a maid? housewife? male wife? if you’re a maid, it means i’d have to pay you. if you saw the painted mess of the apartment me and charlie live in, you’d quit even before startin’. as for bein’ my wife… you wouldn’t want that. runnin’ with someone like me is how you end up dyin’.”

[riccardodecarli]

Hello twink

shoots down anonymous.

[s1ll1est-dissamebly-drone]

Oh shit I didn't think you'd take it like that my bad also technically I'm a robot so I can't technically die by a gun

[riccardodecarli]

“… you’re a what now? i don’t have time for this nonsense. time's a-wastin‘.”

[riccardodecarli]

guuuh. lousy mornin’…

[riccardodecarli]

So how many times a week do you two have sex, lil' guy?

”GET OUTTA HERE! WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!!!”

[riccardodecarli]

How was your reaction when you saw all the paintings of yourself that Charlie has drew after you went to jail,i mean you do see how much he loves you and misses you to death ,right?🙂👍🔪🖌

”… eh, it doesn’t surprise me none. have you seen that guy? he’s pretty clingy once you get to know him. also he’s told me that i’m his muse… whatever that means.”

riccardo isn’t admitting it but he is touched by the paintings as a whole.

[riccardodecarli]

Can i hire you as a hit-man??,I'm trying to erase my brother from my family's sight so I can have a load of inherited property,450000$ if you succeed, deal??🙂👍✨️

”you got yourself a deal! now just sign this contract. need to assure i get my pay.”

[riccardodecarli]

You look very pretty today riccardo like the moon shining in the night sky I'm trying to rizz ya so you don't kill me

”give me 10 reasons as to why i shouldn’t murder you.”

[riccardodecarli]

You killed, like, two people

I'm gonna stab you, Odysseus style

*Pins him to the ground, take away his guns, takes the trident*

*6 hundred strikes play in the background*

his firearms might of been taken away, but there was one important thing that was forgotten: his knife. no sooner did riccardo take out the blade before driving it into his assailant’s side repeatedly. threatening him was the last mistake anyone makes. because the mafioso will assure that he lives, no matter the means.

[riccardodecarli]

coughs.

[riccardodecarli]

DIE MOTHERFUCKER-

*shoots riccardo*

at most, the bullet grazes riccardo’s cheek. with little reaction, the mafioso charged at the anonymous assassin and tackled them down. he pulled out his knife before slashing at their throat repeatedly. he took no chances.

[riccardodecarli]

Hello twink

shoots down anonymous.

[riccardodecarli]

You should tell your boyfriend that his boyfriend is a maniacal killer.

”HE ISN’T MY BOYFRIEND- and it isn’t like charlie would care. he knows well what i do for a livin’. he doesn’t like me trackin’ blood into the apartment.”

[riccardodecarli]

HELLO THERE, RICCARDO!!

~ @ask-13c-lunetta

“DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO LOUD?! shut your mouth! he might find me!”

“… ugh. maybe it might be safe. hello there… what’s your name?”