its me ricexi

life goals are unreachable, you can ask me anything! I can do commissions!!

[ihatepicasso-deactivated2018092]

Évolution inversée

[nyquilnap]

he looked old for 14

[warmkush-deactivated20160119]

“It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.” ― Pablo Picasso

[456]

fight to the death, who wins?

[charmers]

dog has better grip on knife. bird would be down in seconds

[joner]

Bird can attack from the air he has the advantage

[crybaybe-blog]

dog can stab up and also has an owner as secondary attacker. bird is fucked

[kuridorayaki-deactivated2017041]

better grip? the knife is quite obviously dangling in the dogs mouth. bird can minic owners voice and command and trick dog, allowing the bird the element of surpise. plus owner is slow and useless

[crybaybe-blog]

listen asshole the birds hard beak will not allow for a proper grip on that knife handle and it will slide will he attempts to stab and shank the dog, making it useless AND the bird has never heard the owners voice before so that logic is foolish and irrelevant

[darkdeparture]

Couldn’t the bird fly up high and drop the knife due to the hard beak onto the dog killing it? Seems like a flawless victory for the bird, especially when it could defecate on either the human or dogs corpse to finish the fight.

[crybaybe-blog]

listen u fcking moron the knife wouldn’t have the proper velocity to penetrate flesh AND the handle is heavier than the blade so it would intrinsically land On the Handle when falling from a high drop so Think Again the dog always wins

[cyberdragoninfinity]

friend: i just thought of a new AU—

me:

[clothsofgoldd]

[aggrokawaii]

forest puppy

[fugaazi]

that’s a deer

[daniel-noise]

its a forest puppy

[readingandfangirling]

[renamok]

This woman confronts racism in the funniest way possible.

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

YESSSSSSS

[nyokoko]

2016 is the year I'mma start doing this omg.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

I’m not sure I’ve EVER enjoyed a Twitter story so much.

[anaknowsboost-deactivated201707]

Pixar and Marvel Parallels

Bonus:

[trufflupogus]

THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR

[dwaroxxx-deactivated20160721]

And all the kids cried out “Please stop, you’re scaring me” I can’t help this awful energy Goddamn right, you should be scared of me Who is in control? (x)

[inconvenientlylargelizard]

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.

REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

[maidenmothercronus-deactivated2]

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

[wallyrudolophwest]

1. plug your nose 2. say sneep snop

[toniins]

try saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice

[lighten-the-darkness]

Try and say bubbles in the angriest voice you can

[moonlightbuckleys]

the last one will work I promise you

[soybro]

THE BUBBLES ONE IS FOOL PROOF

[weloveshortvideos]

[space-gynecologist-deactivated2]

This cat kinda sounds like the guy in the video where he’s sinking in the canoe and he keeps says “Sarah help me”

[o2oo1-deactivated20180523]

holy shit 

[ppsithurism]

i’m fucking crying

[nenrinya]

Sakura Yokoso @ MOF Japanese Dessert Cafe

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[mxchaelfassbender]

[the-bluespirit]

[orange8886]

[thorsbaratitty-blog]

okay… that sounds fake but okay…

[uyuro]

3ce, juggling / fallen / burn out / bad times