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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Game of Thrones Daily
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@rickpantalon
bro do you have some kind of mental illness?
MENTAL ILLNESS???? YOU HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS, I AM FUCKING RICK PANTS DAMN IT. WHAT THE HELL IS MENTAL ILLNESS?
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA DO IT, I'M REALLY GONNA DO IT. FUCK THIS.
He picks up a gun and puts it to his head
Occ: hey, I'm the guy behind this shitpost account, you know me as Luplack. I'm actually a little tired of roleplaying, so I wanted to put an end to this shit. Have a good roleplay.
*sigh*
Do you...still have those pants for me?
- @stick-rick
NO, FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
IF YOU WANT THE DAMN PANTS THEY WILL COST YOU TRIPLE
OH COME ON I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY COOL THAT I'M TRYING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU
YOU DESPISED MY HIGHEST QUALITY PANTALONES, THE MOST YOU DESERVE IS FOR ME TO SPIT IN YOUR FACE
Is every human in your dimension a pair of pants, or just you?
IT'S JUST ME. I TURNED EVERYONE ELSE INTO NORMAL PANTS, JUST BECAUSE I CAN
What's the difference between "normal pants" and...you?
I HAVE A MOUTH AND I CAN SCREAMDAMN IT WHY I DID THIS TO ME, THIS IS CONSTANT SUFFERING. Caught up in what I like most. IT'S LIKE MY PERSONAL HELL MADE OF THE HIGHEST QUALITY FABRIC.
I'M DAMN SISYPHUS MOVING HIS FUCKING STONE, ALL MY LOVED ONES ARE NOW PANTS. AND MY MIND DETERIATES DAY BY DAY
*sigh*
Do you...still have those pants for me?
- @stick-rick
NO, FUCK YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
IF YOU WANT THE DAMN PANTS THEY WILL COST YOU TRIPLE
Is every human in your dimension a pair of pants, or just you?
IT'S JUST ME. I TURNED EVERYONE ELSE INTO NORMAL PANTS, JUST BECAUSE I CAN
“H-Hi, s-sorry, um—are…are you r-real…? or a-are you a—a h-h-hallucination b-because I b-barely sl-slept for th-three days…?”
~ @fallingthruthehourglass
I AM 100% REAL DAMN IT. MAYBE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD PANTALON. COMFORTABLE PANTALONES TO WEAR TO SLEEP.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY PANTALONES?
“A-Actually, it’s—it’s because of th-the t-terrible n-night t-terrors about m-my grandpa’s h-h-horrific d-death…but yeah, s—sure. I’ll b-buy a—a p-pair of pants. H-How much…?”
OH THAT'S HORRIBLE FRIEND. HERE, I GIVE YOU A PAIR OF THESE SUPER SPECIAL SLEEPING PANTALONES, THEY ARE MADE WITH PLORVIANA WOOL FIBER, PERFECT FOR RELIEVING STRESS AND PROVIDING A PLACIFIED SLEEP. ONLY $10
“Th-thank you. Um, h-here you g-go…”
“I-I assume you—y-you meant U-USD..?”
YES, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE ENERGY CRYSTALS, DO YOU? I'LL TAKE THE 10 DOLLARS. I HOPE YOU CAN REST YOU LITTLE BASTARD
i drew @e-22912 's ve
What's your currency for sales cuz you keep changing it every time
IN THE MULVERSE THE CURRENCY DOESN'T USUALLY STAY CONSISTENT SHIT, I USUALLY CHANGE THE CURRENCY DEPENDING ON THE SITUATION. BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE THAT A MORTY HAS ENERGY CRYSTALS, OR THAT A RICK JUST BRINGS 20 DAMN DOLLARS... STUPID GUYS ARE THE MOST INTELLIGENT MAN IN THEIR UNIVERSES AND THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO CARRY A WALLET, FOR GOD'S sake.
ALSO I USED TO FORGET THE NAME OF THE DAMN MONEY. SO JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING IN EXCHANGE FOR MY FUCKING PANTS THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME
“H-Hi, s-sorry, um—are…are you r-real…? or a-are you a—a h-h-hallucination b-because I b-barely sl-slept for th-three days…?”
~ @fallingthruthehourglass
I AM 100% REAL DAMN IT. MAYBE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD PANTALON. COMFORTABLE PANTALONES TO WEAR TO SLEEP.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY PANTALONES?
“A-Actually, it’s—it’s because of th-the t-terrible n-night t-terrors about m-my grandpa’s h-h-horrific d-death…but yeah, s—sure. I’ll b-buy a—a p-pair of pants. H-How much…?”
OH THAT'S HORRIBLE FRIEND. HERE, I GIVE YOU A PAIR OF THESE SUPER SPECIAL SLEEPING PANTALONES, THEY ARE MADE WITH PLORVIANA WOOL FIBER, PERFECT FOR RELIEVING STRESS AND PROVIDING A PLACIFIED SLEEP. ONLY $10
“H-Hi, s-sorry, um—are…are you r-real…? or a-are you a—a h-h-hallucination b-because I b-barely sl-slept for th-three days…?”
~ @fallingthruthehourglass
I AM 100% REAL DAMN IT. MAYBE YOU HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD PANTALON. COMFORTABLE PANTALONES TO WEAR TO SLEEP.
DO YOU WANT TO BUY PANTALONES?
a fun rick and morty tag for all you ricks, and mortys' out there! : the vortex tag
hi there! i notice there are A LOT of OC ricks, and mortys' here on tumblr so...this is a fun tag! in the GIF section type in "vortext", and post a gif that looks the most like your portal gun vortex! then reblog, and tag 5 other ricks, and mortys'! and let's see that trippy vortex of yours! to start i will tag: @drhotpenis, @scoliosisrick, @angelmorty0, @eiesopodmortey, and @rubberricky
"I w-would say like this."
@rick-l113 @rickz6725 @poolricks @rickpantalon @morty-rights
@rick-l113 @beefsaw @basementdwellerrick @stick-rick @scoliosisrick
"M-Mr pants rick pant Ill take two pants for My ricks."
OK BODDY, THAT WOULD BE 30 GLORBS, EVEN THOUGH 30 OF ANYTHING WILL ALSO WORK FOR ME
Are you familiar with the Space Pants from Invader Zim? Your pants better not mind control us or anything...
REALLY NO, I HAVE NOT WATCHED THE SERIES. BUT THANKS FOR THE IDEA, EVEN IF IT WILL HAVE TO STAY IN THE DRAWER... NOW I'M WORKING ON SOMETHING BIGGER
Why is there a pair of pantaloons !?
@rickpantalon
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT STUPID?
DO YOU WANT TO BUY SOME PANTS?
"I think My rick would love pants from another rick. How much."
"I think Hed find it funny theres a walking talking rick pant version."
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT COSTS. BUT FOR YOU LITTLE ONE, I HAVE A SPECIAL DISCOUNT
"Is there different materials or sizes...."
"Why the yelling."
SORRY MORTY, I SPEAK LIKE THIS,DON'T PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO IT.
I HAVE ALL THE MATERIALS AND SIZES OF THE UNIVERSE, ASK AND I GIVE
"I-I will ask Him and see what He would want knowning H-Him itll probably be basic jeans is that offense to call jeans basic?"
DON'T WORRY, MOST RICKS JUST ASK FOR THE SAME BROWN JEANS AS EVER
"I think My rick would love pants from another rick. How much."
"I think Hed find it funny theres a walking talking rick pant version."
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT COSTS. BUT FOR YOU LITTLE ONE, I HAVE A SPECIAL DISCOUNT
"Is there different materials or sizes...."
"Why the yelling."
SORRY MORTY, I SPEAK LIKE THIS,DON'T PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO IT.
I HAVE ALL THE MATERIALS AND SIZES OF THE UNIVERSE, ASK AND I GIVE
"I think My rick would love pants from another rick. How much."
"I think Hed find it funny theres a walking talking rick pant version."
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I WILL TELL YOU HOW MUCH IT COSTS. BUT FOR YOU LITTLE ONE, I HAVE A SPECIAL DISCOUNT
