Christina Aquilera

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Lana Kintsugi the next stairway to heaven… hey jude… bad guy… the final hit before the end 🌋

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HOLIDAY!!!

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God’s greatest gifts:

1. Lawnmower

2. Weedwacker

3. Leafblower

Lucifer’s greatest tricks:

1. Lawn

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The dew dripping off the fern fronds pooled in the hollow created by my clavicle as the Toad Monster’s tongue did battle with mine.

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Wishing you a fabulous day

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Lois Griffin Grief

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god she is always serving cunt.

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The treadmill screen that I don’t know how to change showing me “running” through downtown Chicago: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!

My phone right below it playing survivor: You are safe 😚

Leona Lewis from the gym speakers: I don’t care what they say! I’m in love with you!

My brain: To be 0 pounds is an achievable and realistic goal

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My chakra’s open, green 🟩💚 and red 🟥🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

But he wants blue 🟦😰 and green 🟩🤢 instead😠😠😠😠😠

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Lois Griffin Grief