★Queen of KanoMomo★ @rillies-doodles - Tumblr Blog

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

“Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!”, he yelled with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

“Alright, I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I dun in Texas!”

Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?”

The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

tevruden

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

Fact: Every Link puts the Master Sword back after its purpose in their quest is fulfilled

Another Fact: Link still has the Master Sword in Super Smash Brothers. Brawl has the cutscene where he draws it from the pedestal again but in the other games he just Has It

Conclusion: Link is procrastinating saving his entire homeland just to beat the crap out of Mario

sleepy-crows

Other theory: Link’s Quest is it to beat the crap out of Mario

princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate

thecommonchick

can u imagine a family member going through your phone after you died and be like “this nasty bitch…. RIP tho”

softlenaluthor

“We forgot Charles.”

tall-butt

this is the most Lonely Island thing to ever grace this beautiful show

achillean-mlm

date a boy who

won’t hesitate, BITCH

magpizza

Normally I gif my favorite scenes. But this would not be the same without the audio. The harmonizing!

fkapetitsirena

THIS WAS SUCH A PERFECT MOMENT

alicentpark

“We’re a team again, sister! We should be the new Wonder Twins!”

rosyish

Every bisexual i have ever seen / met has done the finger guns thing. Science side of tumblr explain

bi-privilege

the kind of bisexual stereotype i can get behind

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

sixpenceee

Flower petals cause the appearance of blood stains on the grave of opera singer Jane Margyl in Batignolles cemetery in Paris.

stevethompson-art

What should we do today, Pascal?

kaijuno

i love liminal spaces its like a location that’s dissociating and i feel like if i go there while also dissociating i’ll just ascend to the astral plane

kaijuno

HEY i did it i went to a scruby walmart at like 10pm while dissociating and i felt like i was a cryptid in like ghost walmart or something and it was the weirdest thing i’ve ever done

kaijuno

careless whisper was playing on a loop. there were 3 other people. none of the checkouts were open so you had to use self checkout. i didn’t see a single worker there. multiple lights were flickering.