a xiao! genshin impact social media au!
i’ve lost my mind, i’ve spent the night
crying on the floor of my bathroom
but you’re so unaffected, i really don’t get it
but i guess good for you
๑ pairing — xiao! x f! reader [ college!au exes2lovers!au ]
๑ summary — lesson learned! never challenge hu tao when you’re drunk bc you’ll just lose and now you have to post a thread of all your exes as songs from olivia rodrigo’s hit debut album sour … or: “yn desperate much!” “yn still loves xiao? yikes! doesnt he already have someone new?” “stop ruining my relationship u bitch!”
๑ warnings — a lot of cursing, 1 sided pining, implied cheating, relationship issues, slight suggestive content, implied stalking (not xiao), toxic relationships, toxic exes, mentions of nsfw but nothing explicit
๑ status — on-going [ 012322–XXXXXX ] : updates every saturday and sunday
๑ author’s note — ignore the timestamps and dates. this is my first smau so try not to judge it too harshly!! <3 parts that have this symbol ‘ღ’ means its in written format.
* smau banner credits goes to @.sh0uno on pinterest
I. YOUR APATHY IS LIKE A WOUND IN SALT
๑ [ 01 ] another episode of hu tao made me do it
๑ [ 02 ] your girlfriend is a major bitch
๑ [ 03 ] i’m just disappointed at this point
๑ [ 04 ] OK I JINXED IT! BAD XINGQIU!
๑ [ 05 ] kindly fuck off xiao
๑ [ 06 ] you’re thinking of groot, aren’t you? (ღ)
๑ [ 07 ] i see xiao’s not very creative
๑ [ 08 ] arent u on house arrest
๑ [ 09 ] he’ll take her side (ღ)
๑ [ 10 ] keep? more like blackmail
๑ [ 12 ] there’s an empty seat next to me
๑ [ 13 ] no, you’re just predictable.
๑ [ 14 ] AHA SO U A R E DATING
๑ [ 15 ] what a loser (ღ)
II. WELL, SCREW THAT AND SCREW YOU!
๑ [ 16 ] no olivia song for me baby?
๑ [ 17 ] whoever gave it to you can fucking choke
๑ [ 18 ] well i already have yours
๑ [ 20 ] 'veronica open the door’ level kinda crazy (ღ)
๑ [ 21 ] look who’s talking, cheater
—» [ bonus! ] call me cute endearments too >:(
๑ [ 22 ] i just cracked the code
๑ [ 23 ] dont act like ur such an angel
๑ [ 24 ] 3rd floor, room 329
๑ [ 25 ] you know who u are
๑ [ 26 ] lies! lies! lies! (ღ)
III. LIKE A DAMN SOCIOPATH!
๑ [ 27 ] its just takeouts
๑ [ 28 ] “just” lmao okay
๑ [ 29 ] could’ve been a better man (ღ)
๑ [ 31 ] IM THE MAIN CHARACTER ATM
๑ [ 32 ] bring a bitch down to her knees
๑ [ 33 ] once a snitch, always a snitch
๑ [ 34 ] how reliable of u
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