In my high school, we would occasionally have this sub who would come in and just sub for whatever. He was a really nice nice guy. His name was Mr. Broadsack. One day some kid asked him what his first name was and he told us to promise him that we wouldn’t laugh. We had to convince him for a long time that we wouldn’t, and so he took a deep breath told us his name was Richard but he usually goes by Dick. Dick Broadsack. I’m sad to say that we didn’t keep our promise.

















