Some Spanish Lance headcanons to help me write my next fanfic
Iâm writing a fanfic about Lance wanting to express his thoughts about Keith out loud, but canât do so in EnglishâŠso he does it in Spanish instead. Do note that I am using google translateâŠThe direct translations will be at the end of the post.
·        Lance likes to express his thoughts about Keith in Spanish.
o  When Keith bends over, Lance canât help but give his opinion on that beautiful behind.
 L: âDios pasĂł un poco mĂĄs de tiempo contigoâŠâ
K: âDid you say something?â
L: âHmm? Ah! No-NoppeâŠnothing at allâŠâ *Awkward laughter*
o  While training, Keithâs shirt rides up and Lance gets the best view of his toned stomach.
o  He would always say things along the lines of âHe sido bendecido.â, and âMe alegra que me haya levantado esta mañanaâ
o  Everyone else who happens to stand next to Lance when he mumbles to himself is slowly losing their sanity.
L: âDulce JesĂșs, quiero sentir esos muslos.â
P: âDude, what the fuck are you on about.â
o  Lance also encourages Keith in Spanish during fights.
o  Keith does some badass moves and takes out dozens of Galra ships.
L: âMierda santa eres tan genial!â
o  Everyone has gotten used to it and donât question who it was meant to anymore.
o  But when they did Lance would always be embarrassed about it.
o  Some of Lanceâs comments are really sappy.
L: âEres literalmente mi fuente de Felicidad.â
o  Some of them are just ridiculous.
L: RecuĂ©rdame agradecerle a tu mamĂĄ y a tu papĂĄ por este regalo.â
o  And some of them are so fucking dirty.
L: âApuesto a que podrĂa doblar esas piernas de la manera correcta para hacerte sentir todo âŠâ
K: *Screaming internally*
Lance would always get paranoid when Keith reacts to his comments, thinking that he can somehow understand him. Â
o  Keith makes direct eye contact with Lance after he says something like âYou could fucking step on me and Iâd ask you to do it again.â In Spanish.
o  They both just stare at each other while Lance feels himself start sweating.
o  Keith just looks away like nothing happened and Lance thanks every stage of hell for surviving that one.
o  Lance saw Keith tense up once at one of his first comments, but then he continued on with his task like nothing happened.
o  Lance blamed his paranoid mind and brushed it off like it was nothing.
Keith can understand what Lance is saying to him.
o  Keith studied Spanish in school.
o  He knows exactly what Lanceâs comments mean.
Keith has gotten somewhat used to the comments.
o  At first, he was confused and startled.
o  But the more frequent they became, the more he just learned to react to them neutrally.
o  Sometimes he canât help but give some kind of reaction.
o  Like when Lance said that his hair looked âRidiculously hot.â He couldnât help but subconsciously run his fingers through his hair.
o  Or when Lance commented on his eyes being âBrighter than the moon.â He couldnât help the little blush that crept up on his face.
Keith kinda just wants to shove Lance against a wall when one of his comments gets him really turned on.
o  But he also wants Lance to just confess to him already since heâs the one playing this game
Keith sometimes shows off more when Lance says something, and Lance is so oblivious.
 L: âJesĂșs, esas piernas no pueden doblarse mĂĄs que eso âŠâ
 K: *Bends his legs even further*
 L: âMierda, alguien llame a la policĂa.â
o  Lance commented on how hot Keith looked while biting his lip and Keith started doing it even more around him.
o  Lance said that the ponytail that Keith wore once brought out his âfucking overly handsome and annoyingly hotâ face, and Keith started wearing his hair like that more often.
o  Lance has no idea what Keith is doing.
SOME NOTES AND TRANSLATIONS:
Notes: I tried not to make any grammar errors, but itâs really late here and Iâm kinda tiredâŠso, sorry If I made some mistakes.Â
Also, this is my first time writing headcanons, and it was only to help me get out of writerâs block. But I really want to write some more of these on my blog! If some of you want to suggest something, please do!
âGod spent a little more time on youâŠâ
âI have been blessed.â
âIâm glad I got up this morning.â
âSweet Jesus, I want to feel those thighs.â
âHoly fuck youâre so cool!â
âYou are literally my source of happiness.â
âRemind me to thank your mom and dad for this gift.â
âI bet I could bend those legs just the right way to make you feel everythingâŠâ
âJesus, those legs cannot bend more than thatâŠâ
âShit, someone call the police.â
I am aware that these are not the perfect translations, but what can I do? :/
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