REVERSE ROOM ESCAPE
So I'm a really forgetful person, and I always, ALWAYS forget to bring my house keys. My parents aren't home most times so there's no one to open the door for me. It's never much of a problem anyway, because there's always another way for me to get in.
Ever played room escape games? Well, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO REVERSE ROOM ESCAPE.
This is what my house looks like on the outside. Pretty, eh? We live on the first floor, so we have this nice front yard here. My dad installed some wood-ish curtain thingies (I've no idea what they're called) that're supposed to keep the sunlight out. The downside is that it keeps all the heat in, but hey, no pain no gain, right. Looking pretty isn't easy. Bitch.
So there are some hooks at the bottom of the curtain thing, which are supposed to stop it flapping every time the wind blows. They can actually be unhooked from the outside.
And then after that I can just pull the curtains up and climb over the fence. Aaaand I'm in the front yard. My room is behind that window over there.
The blackish thing here is the handle to the window. Obviously it's behind the window so I can't reach it, but it's really just there for show.
If I rattle the window hard enough, the handle falls right out and I can open it.
Then I can just reach in and grab my wallet. My desk is right in front of the window so everything's within reach.
Look! My keys!
Then I grab the keys, open the doors and go inside.
...and that's how it's done. If you ever pay a trip to Singapore and decide to rob my house, this is how you do it.
Why am I even. augh idek. ;;;A;;;
Did anyone notice how fantastimonial the photo qualities are? KNOW WHY? BECAUSE OF MY 13 MEGAPIX CAMERA ON MY BRAND NEW XPERIA Z OHOHOHOHO.
WATERPROOF. QUAD CORE PROCESSOR. FUCKING SEXY AS HELL. GALAXY S4 CAN GO SUCK IT'S OWN BALLS.
Ok yes I'm a huge fan of Sony's Xperia series hurhur. ;u;bb
BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY.
That doesn't even make sense omg
Bahaha that's all, eh. Bye guys ;u;bb