rip.open.the.universe

"Come celebrate with me, that every day something has tried to kill me and has failed" -Lucille Clifton (Absolutely old enough to be someone’s mama and old enough to remember this app before the tiddy ban) aging millennial. In my 30s.

[ripopentheuniverse]

July 2025, y’all. ✨💐 Had a birthday, gained a disability diagnosis, stayed cute throughout the year so far!

[kosmogrl]

[glowingghosty]

[fotuisfotu]

[shuploc]

Louis painting 🚬

[b0nkcreat]

just told my mom i was gonna freak it sensitive style and she hyped me up with “ooh quiet down…. quiet down..” while i was dancing

[b0nkcreat]

live reenactment

[b0nkcreat]

happy almost 80 thousand (?!?!??!?!!) notes to this post. Please stop asking to date my mom she is already married to the grind

[charlesoberonn]

We need more scary infinite variants of manmade environments like the Infinite IKEA or the Backrooms.

May I suggest, The Lot:

[charlesoberonn]

I'm sorry to disappoint you but this is a real parking lot. I didn't edit it.

[charlesoberonn]

Check out the lot-to-building ratio in any large American sports stadium

[toawk]

Some lots are so big they have bus services specifially inside it. The lots are broken into sections and buses go around to their sections at a set amount of times before the start of something and drive people to the main building.

[charlesoberonn]

The societies of lost people inside The Lot would probably operate something like that to locate and pick up new arrivals and bring them over to one of the major settlements.

[charlesoberonn]

In the Infinite Ikea or Backrooms you can convince yourself there's gonna be a door round the next corner or behind that wall.

But despite it being completely open, there is no hope of escape from The Lot. Whereever you look it's just more cars from horizon to horizon.

[bonediggercharleston]

Sheesh, man, that's

a lot

[sleepingsirian]

[nothingelse313]

[nothingelse313]

[sleepingsirian]

[kosmogrl]

[thenatsdorf]

:3

[maxbytes]

these faces get me every time

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[pretty-sailor-scout]

I always think about this princess on the right.

[cannibalchicken]

[kosmogrl]

and you’ll do it again. and again.

[intlbipolar]

[drtanner]

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update: