Designated Driver

'EY, I'M SITCH. I'M A CORPORAL From the FIRST RECON BATTALION CURRENTLY ATTACHED TO TASK FORCE 141. I SPECIALIZE IN EXPLOSIVES AND I'm THE ONE WHO'S GONNA BE DRIVING YOUR ASS AROUND. [Independent RP account for a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series OC. NSFW warning; expect violence, strong language, and adult themes.]

[leadaspirin]

Has anyone seen my fucking shemagh? 

[dream-bringer-deactivated201812]

There’s another dog on base, apparently—might’ve mistaken it for a toy.

[immediate-action]

Or it could just be that Sitch has gone and nicked it again. You know what he’s like.

[ripped-fuel]

Hey, dawg. I resent that.

[ripped-fuel]

proven by science

[thommygirl]

[scuttlebuttstuch]

Yeah, that’s exactly it. You should be more like Trombley. 

[scuttlebuttstuch]

Hey Walt, feel the love.

[ripped-fuel]

[peace signs]

swaggie

[ripped-fuel]

Sitch likes oral, giving and receiving

yeah man

[ripped-fuel]

Sitch likes being choked during sex. Bonus points if it's with something like a scarf.

FRICK OFF

[born-a-bloodsucker]

[ripped-fuel]

Send me a highly toxic chemical in my ask box.

Acetaldehyde: What did you used to have that you are happier without?

Bromine: What was your favorite food when you were a child?

Cyanogen: If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?

Diazomethane: If you could learn to do anything, what would it be?

Ethylamine: What sound do you love?

Formaldehyde: If you could be any fictional character, who would you choose?

Hexafluoroacetone: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Isopropylamine: What do you miss most about being a kid?

Ketene: What is something you learned in the last week?

Methacrylaldehyde: Would you rather be really attractive or really smart?

Nitromethane: What are your phobias?

Oleum: If one song were to describe your life, what song would it be?

Pentaborane: What is one habit of yours that no one knows about?

Sarin: What annoys you the most?

Trifluorochloroethylene: If you could change your first and middle name to anything, what would it be?

[axljohnsons-deactivated20140816]

Starlet exclusive clip [x]

[choisseunghyun]

[ripped-fuel]

Wander Lust - Flogging Molly

[ripped-fuel]

Limp Bizkit - Rollin'

i like it

[ripped-fuel]

woah there. ravioli’s some great stuff if you do it right.

[immediate-action]

Yeah, but watching you eat the fucking stuff is enough to put anyone off it.

[ripped-fuel]

[ripped-fuel]

Forgot it was Thanksgiving. Man. Hope we at least get some decent MREs. I’d kill for a turkey and a pecan pie. 

[killingforthecompany-blog]

Decent. MRE’s. Pick one, Chief.

[panzerbattalion-deactivated2013]

You ladies bitch if you get an MRE without a fuckin’ pop-tart, for Christ’s sake. Try living on corned fuckin’ beef and biscuits for three months and then maybe you can fuckin’ complain.

[immediate-action]

You’re having a laugh, mate. Corned beef is fucking delicious.

[metal-ripper]

Sorry Sarge, I’m gonna have to side with Fox on this one. Corned beef is shite.

[immediate-action]

Fuck off! This from the man who puts Tabasco on fucking ravioli?

[metal-ripper]

Yeah - to mask the taste. It’s fucking revolting otherwise.

[ripped-fuel]

woah there. ravioli's some great stuff if you do it right.

[ripped-fuel]

Pimpin' by Hollywood Undead.))

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