you linger on me...

Ruby's nsfw self ship sideblog. 18+ ONLY. main is @cherry-bomb-ships, icon by @mavlotov on twitter. I apologize in advance 😳😳😳

[rising-like-the-smoke]

Ok well now that I'm ACTUALLY using this blog it's time to make a proper pinned post 💀

Ruby | 26 | Main is @cherry-bomb-ships | BYF: Anyone under 18 will be insta-blocked, blogs who I don't know or aren't self-shippers will likely be soft-blocked, please note that I don't want to fuck ALL my f/os!! Just most of them lol 💀 F/os here are tagged with their associated emoji.

If you've found this blog without me sending it to you, congrats! That's scary! This is my nsfw sideblog where I say truly unhinged things about the various ways I want to bang my f/os. I am going to be completely no-filters on this blog, so consider this your only warning. Asks and interaction are welcome tho!!

[whinysushi]

whenever I'm ragebaiting you, I actually just want you to fuck me real hard

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

wow cool facts about anime

have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:

that’s because of scrooge mcduck

Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics

so basically this character

who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this

which means that every time you get horny for this

or for these guys

you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker

[an-anxious-misconception]

No joke. 

[furbearingbrick]

please don’t fuck the duck

[homiu-l]

Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn

[rising-like-the-smoke]

Had a dream that a fake identical version of Scrooge showed up at McDuc.k Manor and the way I decided to find out which one was the real one was asking them what we did together in bed the night before 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[fangsafterhours]

ITS FUCKNASTY SEX WITH YOUR F/O FRIDAY!!!!! MAKE SURE TO HAVE FUCKNASTY SEX WITH YOUR F/O TODAY TO CELEBRATE

[sugarspicenights]

consider... non-penetrative (for you) sex with your fictional faves... getting him off with a stroker toy just so you can watch him cum and coo at him for being messy... giving him the strap in doggy and watching him fall apart and beg for more...

[rising-like-the-smoke]

Would you guys still be my friend if I said I'd let Count Olaf smash

[taysgoldrushh]

HAVE you done a like.. dry humping nsft imagine.. 👀 preferrably male but i wont be picky

you're speaking my language🙏 i am gonna go with a male f/o this time and with 2 takes

(nsft)

sooo, it starts out with cuddling, him spooning you from behind and it's real cosy, but since you are both in the mood, what happens next is kind of expected.

you can easily tell just how painfully hard he is against your back and it only takes a bit of time before he wraps his arms tighter around your body and begins grinding himself against you with their face burried in the crook of your neck. he is an absolute mess, his cock throbbing in his underwear as he pushes it up to you, trying to get off so desperately on the friction alone while kissing and sucking on your neck from behind, his breathy moans hitting your ear from up close.

ORRRRR

he just misses you so much when you're away, and he is ever so needy.

he grabs the biggest pillow he can find, traps it between his legs and begins moving his hips in eager search of pleasure. his lashes flutter as he closes his eyes and envisions you there instead of the pillow, your name rolling off of his lips like a mantra addressed to a higher being and if he keeps up this current pace, he will finish in his pants quite soon<3

☆☆☆

doubles please dni!!

[satanicbratt]

[rising-like-the-smoke]

Scrooge ordering me around in bed before I brattily tell him I don't have to do anything I don't want to >w< But he just retorts back with reminding me he IS technically still my boss 🥴💘💘 (But my smart ass would immediately retort with some shit like "I don't think choking on your cock was in my job description sir" 💀💀💀💀💀)

[lov3light]

f/o who whimpers "i love you" as they come, even as their their weight is pinning you down, hands squeezing your hips like a lifeline, their hips moving against yours in greed. their physicality is one of strength and passion, their words all loving surrender and dedication to you

[rising-like-the-smoke]

I wish I had something specific to rant about but I just. Uuuuuuugh I wanna be intimate with Scrooge so bad 🥺🥺🥺 I wanna be able to be casually crass with him and flirt openly and whisper sexy stuff to him quiet enough for just him to hear even when others are around 💀💘💀💘💀💘 I wanna sleep nude next to him and just feel our bodies against each other and if one thing leads to another then hell yeah, but even if not we're still content just cuddling 🥺💘🥺💘🥺💘🥺💘 I want him to not be able to concentrate during meetings because he got lost in thought thinking about me and my body and how tantalizing he finds my curves and cursing me under his breath because his mind is too sharp to be wandering like that, he KNOWS better but he just can't help himself with me 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

[nagumoan]

Getting interrupted during sex by an important phone call, watching your lover slip out of you and stumble out of the sheets to pick up the call.

Catching their gaze when they give you an apologetic look, their phone pressed to their ear. Spreading your legs to tease them, leaning back languidly as you start to touch yourself, while listening to them lose track of the conversation they're supposed to be participating in

[manincaffeine]

when the teasing goes from cute and innocent to ‘oh that turned you on, didn’t it?’

[cybervom1t]

new compliment just dropped

[lvmimis]

the sound of your f/o's moans while you kiss them being enough to get you even more aroused and vice versa

[bitemarksbloodstains]

been thinking about heart rate monitors for a couple hours now. hooking you up to mine and holding a vibe against you. watching the number go up and up until the monitor is flashing red at me that your heart is beating too fast. and i have to pull away because, well, we don't want to strain your heart too much, obviously. ive got a clipboard and a stopwatch, im taking notes on how quick i can get you into that red zone, how every time i stop you get back there a little faster. its so clinical and impersonal- this isnt about getting you off, this is a study. i dont even look at you when you cum. youre just my patient and this is part of the process to me