hardest of hearts

I AM RED I AM YELLOW I AM WHAT LEADS TO THE OCEAN AND I AM THE COLOUR OF DANGER

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amy do you remember tyler

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remember when harriet reblogged like the first para i did on kitty's blog or something Jesus that was AWFUL

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k-rowley replied to your post: k-rowley replied to your post: also IT’S WORKING...

Liz texted me that you were a sex riot. And he saw the text and laughed.

first of all, I'm sorry for confusing your boyfriend, I think I've developed a habit of doing that. but LIZ SENDING YOU A TEXT SAYING THAT OH MY GOD. I YELLED. 

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k-rowley replied to your post: also IT’S WORKING I’VE FIXED MY COMPUTER PRAISE...

My bf is still confused by you. Ahaha

is it still the Mr. Sex thing, or something entirely different? omg.

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also IT'S WORKING I'VE FIXED MY COMPUTER PRAISE JESUS

okay so technically i didn't 'fix' it i just pulled some stuff around took all the screws out and fiddled with the graphics card and it'll probably die again tomorrow

BUT STILL THIS IS PROGRESS

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ooc: I should sleep now. I hope I'll have something weird in my askbox when I wake up. Or just a load of questions, but I think I'm being too hopeful. Night guys, ily all.

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thatgallagher-kid replied to your post: thatgallagher-kid replied to your post: ooc: HI... On the other account, yes. Poor Jo. Stupid time zones k-rowley replied to your post: k-rowley replied to your post: ooc: Nora, if... I bet you do. @Liz - Oh, okay, I saw it now. I hate my timezone. It sucks really badly. But oh well. ilyyyy @N-hizzy - it's perfect, and I want to use it, but alas, I am using the cockblock machine for now.

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k-rowley replied to your post: ooc: Nora, if you’re going to call me j-dawg, i’m... N-HIZZY OHHHHH YEAH. I HAVE THE PERFECT GIF FOR THIS. BUT I'M ON MY PHONE. FUCK.

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thatgallagher-kid replied to your post: ooc: HI LIZ. I missed you. Hey. I was online yesterday. I won’t leave you for toooooo long. Were you? Maybe I went to sleep to early. But YAY. because I get sad when you do.

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ooc: Nora, if you're going to call me j-dawg, i'm calling you n-hizzy.

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ooc: HI LIZ. I missed you.

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Top 5 attractive guys at Hogwarts. Top 5 attractive girls.

Guys: Jude, James, Albus (the Potters were bloody lucky with the gene pool), Richard, Benedict, Billy. It was supposed to be five but it's not my fault that this place is swarming with attractive blokes.Girls: Kat, Alaska, Rox, Leila, Aisling.ooc: fuq da police added Billy to the guys list because Grant is a hot mf.

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Biggest turn ons/turn offs?

Turn-ons: I've never had sex that's been so mindblowing that it's made me plead/beg with whoever I'm doin' it with. It's usually the other way around. So if anyone ever manages to reduce me to that state ... Yeah. Major turn-on.Turn-offs: I once had a guy trying to dirty talk to me at the same time we were screwing. I'm not even being funny when I say it was really creepy. The things that were said shall never be repeated.

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k-rowley replied to your post: k-rowley replied to your post: Biggest turn…

IT”S SOOO HILARIOUS. Kat would have been patting her back and nodded at appropriate times.

NORA I ONLY JUST SAW THIS AND OMFG DGJFHSFHKLFS.

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“It’s okay, River. Write how horrible he was in the book, then give him a -100. That might make you feel better. If that doesn’t I can find him and whoop his ass for you. If you want? “ 

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the accuracy of that is too good, omfg. They would then continue on to bitch about bad experiences and scrawl things in the book of bad shags.

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#i hope they’re deep and intense #or sexual

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k-rowley replied to your post: k-rowley replied to your post: Biggest turn... IT”S SOOO HILARIOUS. Kat would have been patting her back and nodded at appropriate times. NORA I ONLY JUST SAW THIS AND OMFG DGJFHSFHKLFS.

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k-rowley replied to your post: Biggest turn ons/turn offs? I LAUGHED MUCH HARDER THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD AT THE FIRST ONE. THEN THE SECOND ONE KILLED ME THESE ARE TRUE THINGS. River spends more time judging her sexual partners than enjoying herself. and my brain was dying when I wrote the second one, oh man.