Riverdale💙🐍

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Sorry i havent been active, ive had to keep up with schoolwork and catch up with the new episodes!!!

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Anyone in Riverdale: Help me, im dying.

Veronica Lodge: this is because of my dad isnt it? my father, Hiram Lodge, payed you to say that.

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Sweet pea: 'walking in smiling' sorry im late i was doing stuff

Jughead: * looking noticebly disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

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Sheriff keller: i dont want you invilved in police business anymore! If you find anything you report it to the police.

Betty: fine when should i hand in my badge and gun?

Sheriff keller: YOU HAVE A BADGE AND GUN!!!

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Betty: i wish we could block people in real life.

Josie: restraining order

Cheryl: murder

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Sweet pea: why would you do that?

Jughead: do what?

Sweet pea: exist

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Sweet pea: how much do you wanna bet that jughead wont make it throigh initiation

Fangs: one we dont have any money and two betting is wrong

Fangs: ill bet you my bag of chips

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Fangs:i can't get rid of theese hiccups

Sweat pea: i could scare you

Fangs:its not going to scare me if you warn me first.

Sweet pea: so i was talking to your mother about when you were younger, lots of interesting stories but the best part was when she gave me photos of you-

Fangs: what! No!

Sweet pea: ...

Fangs:... what

Sweet pea: Silence, your hiccups are gone.

Fangs: so you just made that story up?

Sweet pea: oh no i had a great time with her.

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Fangs:Can we go to Disney Land?

Fp: No, you have school and we can't afford it.

Sweet pea: Alice can take us.

Fp: Pack your shit, we're going to disney land

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I JUST REALIZED!!!

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Someone: Jughead

Me, an intellectual: sweet pea

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Fangs: Do you want to go around the world bro?

Sweet pea: yea bro

Fangs: same bro

* fangs walks around sweet pea*

Sweet pea: why did you do that bro?

Fangs: because you are my world bro

Sweet pea: bro

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Toni: *holding a fat duck* Would you slap this for 2 million?

Jughead: no

Fangs: tge only thing i would slap in it is a kiss

Sweet pea: * weilding a baseball bat* move aside.