River the Artist

I do portraits and sometimes other stuff. Getting this because I hate Instagram and I hate algorithms.

[rivertheartist]

I just made some absolute fucking slop. I love being in college.

[itsjayden3972]

What did you even put in there??? I'm scared 😭

[rivertheartist]

cabbidge...

[rivertheartist]

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Dead."

I haven't been drawing lately. A combination of stress, depression, moving, learning to live on my own, learning to cook. Etc. But when it comes to depression, I've been worse.

Self-portrait, acrylic on paper. Warped my sketchbook a ton, but I put it under a stack of books. 2021 on the right, 2026 on the left. The right one would not believe how much the scars faded.

A while back I saw something distasteful about "white tboy art." Tumblr isn't the best site. I encourage you all to make more white, black, and brown tboy art, now and forever. We're here, and those who aren't here are still here in our hearts.

P.S. Happy pride month!

[rivertheartist]

Does anyone on this god forsaken website know how to get Tomodachi Life with no switch and no money or is it just shipping brawls and the world's most specific trans discourse on here

[rivertheartist]

fuckfuck I burnt Him I burnt His body I was distracred eating an oatmeal choccy chip cookie I kept Him in the oven too long and burnt His ass just a little bit sorry

[rivertheartist]

I just made some absolute fucking slop. I love being in college.

[rivertheartist]

Me in real life: I Am Normal. There Is Nothing Wrong With me in the Slightest

Me to the Lord: i am so fucking evil. im a twisted fucking cycle path. i don't even have to say it You know it already. im not sure why but You kbow why. my ass should get smited. smate. smote. smitten. smitten? I'm already smitten ❤️💕💋 haha. what I meant to say was i think getting tortured and killed would make me better actually. sorry. im sorry. anyway i had cabbage soup today

[rivertheartist]

I'd rather people not find this post tbh

[rivertheartist]

Me in real life: I Am Normal. There Is Nothing Wrong With me in the Slightest

Me to the Lord: i am so fucking evil. im a twisted fucking cycle path. i don't even have to say it You know it already. im not sure why but You kbow why. my ass should get smited. smate. smote. smitten. smitten? I'm already smitten ❤️💕💋 haha. what I meant to say was i think getting tortured and killed would make me better actually. sorry. im sorry. anyway i had cabbage soup today

[rivertheartist]

Everyone wants to be a Jesus kinnie, but shout out to Judas kinnies. Hated by all, can't do anything right, twisted fucking cycle path (self-diagnosed), God's punching bag, haunted by guilt for something yet to come, knowingly deprived of free will to fulfill a terrible narrative, in love with Jesus Christ,

[blackpyrefly]

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

[rivertheartist]

Poor person: man this shit sucks

Middle class person (idk if these even exist anymore): man this shit sucks but it could be worse

Some doctor/scientist who's technically part of the "one percent": I'm so glad we're just stable enough to put the kids through college

6th richest guy ever: I neeeeeeeed to destroy the entire world as quickly and painfully as possible

Jesus of Nazareth: what the fuuuuck what the fuck what the fuck

[reclaiming-god]

"what's your type" the son of man, jesus christ. next question

[reclaiming-god]

shoving doubting thomas out of the way so i can put my fingers in christ's side wound not because i doubt (although i do that too, often) but because i want to be inside him #Pervert4God

[rivertheartist]

(Repost bc I want it on my blog) Some drawings of my old OC Bea (15, she/her). I draw things other than Jesus sometimes 😅

She's one of my apocalypse OCs. She lives in a world where everyone suddenly disappeared except those with strange abilities 👀 I sketched her in some cute outfits. Plus an older silly drawing of how she came out as trans to her girlfriend Ciara

[rivertheartist]

He is risen not clickbait ⁉️

Guys I love Jesus so much it's not even funny I think I have like a weird crush on him

[nofriendsaloud]

bro look into bridal mysticism it's literally having a weird crush on Jesus!!

[rivertheartist]

That sounds awesome but I'm a guy

[nofriendsaloud]

oh you don't have to be a woman! I'm a man and I'm a bridal mystic you should look into St Bernard he was a male bridal mystic who had a vision where he made out with Jesus!

[rivertheartist]

That is excellent news thank you I will be looking into this

[rivertheartist]

my dad said reblogging tumblr posts should be called retumbling

[rivertheartist]

He is risen not clickbait ⁉️

Guys I love Jesus so much it's not even funny I think I have like a weird crush on him

[nofriendsaloud]

bro look into bridal mysticism it's literally having a weird crush on Jesus!!

[rivertheartist]

That sounds awesome but I'm a guy

[rivertheartist]

Jesus made one of my top surgery scars darker than the other because that's the side His wound was on

[rivertheartist]

POV you're on a long journey to Ba Sing Se and the emo kid won't stop brooding about his mysterious past

S2 Zuko fan art. I've been an ATLA fan for like a decade but I haven't made fan art in so long. I used to try to get them all 100% on model but now I wanna do them in my own style.