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The guy IS Superman! We need him to stay!
it’s a Bat thing
I know it may be a lot but can I ask for 67 and 80 with Johnny?? I know it’s a lot I’m sorry. 🥺
It’s not a lot and don’t apologize!! I had so much fun writing this, i hope you like it and sorry it took so long !!
67. “Are you getting jealous?” - “You’re changing your outfit, now.”
80. “Why did I marry you?” - “It took a lot of convincing.”
Baby Maker
Johnny Suh x Reader
“Johnny, can you please help the boys with their jackets?”, you yell from upstairs as you give yourself the last fee touch ups on your hair and make up.
Even though it’s only your father-in-law’s birthday dinner, you feel incredibly nervous, because after all this is the first time you’re leaving the house as a mother of three, with all of the kids.
You and your husband Johnny have always wanted to keep the age gaps between your children as small as possible, but now that you actually have three kids under four, you feel like you might have overestimated yourself.
You look at yourself in the mirror, the tight dress you decided to wear was one of the presents, your sister had gotten you before you found out you were pregnant and you thought you might never have the chance to actually wear it, turns out you got back in shape rather quickly than before.
You’re going with a high pony tail, your long hair just becoming a burden once you have to deal with the kids and their food, also being a disadvantage when it comes to breastfeeding.
You reapply your matte lipstick for the last time, before you finally manage to leave the your bathroom.
“Juwon can you please stop pushing your brother, I’m getting angry.”, you hear your husband scold your oldest and as you grab your coat from the hanger right next to the door, you see him struggling to keep the boys apart while also holding your youngest son in his arms.
You allow yourself to take a moment and take in his handsome appearance; his tall frame being covered in his expensive suit, making him look ten times more attractive and the way his brown hair is styled back, putting his forehead on full display makes you sigh.
As if he heard your almost inaudible sigh, Johnny lifts his gaze and starts smiling brightly when your eyes meet his.
But just a second afterwards his dark eyes travel down your body, taking a tad bit too long with staring at your bare legs before they come back to yours.
“What are you wearing?”, he says and gulps, his voice strict and you just laugh lightly while slowly approaching him.
“Jaeyoung, let go of your brother or we won’t be going anywhere. And Juwon if you can’t behave, you might as well stay home while we’re out having fun, huh?”, you say, not even needing a second to find your strict mother voice.
And with your words, both of the boys immediately break away from each other, nodding slightly before they apologize, making your heart melt immediately.
“Baby, you know all of my single cousins from Chicago are going to be there.”, Johnny says hesitantly, pulling to his chest before placing a small kiss on your forehead.
“And what about it? I’m a mother of three, I’m going to wear whatever I want.”, you say and start smiling brightly when you feel your new borns sleepy eyes on you.
You immediately take the smallest of your angels in your arms, giving him a soft kiss, before you start rocking him to sleep, knowing it will be a hell of a car ride if he’s awake too.
“Of course, baby, it’s just-”
“Are you getting jealous, Youngho? Then you’ll lose your mind if I told you I’m not wearing any underwear because it shows.”, you say with a shit eating grin, knowing how to drive your husband of almost six years absolutely crazy.
You feel his wide eyes on your back as you place Jiho in his car seat and give Jaeyoung his orange juice.
“You’re changing your outfit, now.”, Johnny panics, standing right next to you and when you see the look on his beautiful face, you can’t help jut let out a loud chuckle.
“Calm down, champ. Of course I’m wearing underwear, I was just messing with your cute ass.”, you reply and laugh again, when Johnny lets out a sigh of relief and pulls you into a hug.
“Damn it, baby, you really trying to make me lose my shi- mind.”, Johnny immediately corrects himself, knowing Juwon is listening to every word that leaves your lips and after him already learning two curse words, you can’t let another one slip.
“Pick me up, dad!”, Jaeyong whines, pulling on Johnny’s leg before he breaks away from you and pulls your second one into his arms.
“I thought we agreed to stop the baby making after Jiho, my love”, your husband starts and picks up your newborn too, while you take care of your oldest and the bags.
“What do you mean?”, you asked confused and looked at your husband, who just chuckled lightly before he looks at your sons.
“Boys, your mama’s trying to make another baby, looking like this-”
“Oh, my god, Johnny! Shut up! You’re such an idiot.”, you groan loudly, hoping your neighbors didn’t hear the teasing remark of your husband while you help Juwon get into the car.
“You love me and my baby maker, you can’t deny it.”, he says and shrugs with a loud laugh when his eyes find your shocked expression.
Your cheeks turn a deep shade of red, the full coverage foundation the only reason it’s not on full display for the world.
“Why did I marry you?”, you sigh deeply and give your oldest a kiss, before you hand him his toys and close his door.
“It took a lot of convincing, which I don’t understand because with a baby maker like mine you shouldn’t even have to think about it.”, he replies and you roll your eyes, almost so hardly it hurts, but burst into laughter shortly afterwards, before you give your husband a quick kiss and get in the car as well.
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💎Find Me NoRenMin AU💎
[“We live in a world where everyone, at some point in their life, wakes up with two names written in each of their wrists. One indicates the person who you are destined to be with, while the other one is someone who hates you more than anything in this world. But, the confusing part is, you don’t know which person is your soulmate and which one is your enemy.”]
Yes please
2:09 a.m. ❥ after one too many drinks, you gently tug boyfriend!johnny out of the crowded house and away from the party still in full swing, and he doesn’t protest, giving you a hazy smile. you links hands with him on the way back to your dormitories, and he swings your intertwined fingers, giggling a little too loudly and a little too endearingly. you glance over at him, laughing quietly along before asking, “what’s so funny, babe?”
he positively beams at you before quickly peeking down at your clasped hands. “we’re holding hands.” and then a belated gasp escapes between his lips. “and you called me babe!”
you give him an amused look. “yes, yes, we are, and yes, i did.”
“no, you don’t understand,” he whispers loudly before leaning down closer to your ear. “i have this mega huge crush on you since freshman year. and you’re holding my hand and calling me babe.”
you stifle a laugh. “well, i’m relieved to know you have a mega huge crush on me because we’ve been dating for three years.”
he gasps dramatically again, eyes growing round. “no way. does this mean i can hold your hand tomorrow? and the day after? and the day after that?”
you smile softly, squeezing his hand lightly. “yes, it means you can hold my hand tomorrow. and the day after. and the day after that. and all the days after that if you’d like to.”
he grins brightly and giddily, squeezing your hand back just as carefully, and your heart pounds a little bit faster. “i’d really like that a lot.”
Taeil in that⬆️
Johnny in that⬆️
Taeyong in that ⬆️
Yuta in that ⬆️
Doyoung in that ⬆️
Jaehyun in that ⬆️
Winwin in that ⬆️
Mark in that ⬆️
Haechan in that ⬆️
doyoung caught taking selfies 📱
THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”
EVERYONE BOOT THE FUCK OUT OF THIS
This is so fucking unfortunate that we need this
Hendery: 12 words
Xiaojun: 12 words? WAAAAA
This is exactly what all YGTB stans need tbh…
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Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion
Anger:
Grinding teeth
Narrowing eyes
Yelling
A burning feeling in the chest
Heavy breathing
Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters
Jerky movements
Glaring
Violence
Stomping
Face reddening
Snapping at people
Sadness:
Lack of motivation
Messy appearance
Quiet
Slow movements
Crying
Inability to sleep
Frowning
Red eyes
Isolating oneself
Fatigue
Not concentrating
ignoring my problems by sleeping
he Pouts™
nct: *is sexy*
jungwoo: *puppy mode [on]*
I’m sick and I want a daddy and food…maybe sex too I need attention
Relatable
Johnny x Jimmy Kimmel backstage
JOHNNY✧DOWNTOWN LA