masterpiece

i’ve got a pregnant mind that wants to give birth breathe life into these big words i can hear the universe in my ear (

[rllynate]

ftwbella

Next time I’ll just shove my boobs right into your face, maybe that will trigger something.

Epilepsy? PTSD? What are you hoping for, Bella?

[rllynate]

SMS 》》{Nate}

Olivia: Like what?

Olivia: Atherosclerosis? Fatty liver?

Nate: yes.

Nate: also diabetes.

[rllynate]

ayjames

Why would I travel to the land of the poor?

For the good of your soul and there’s a giant reflective bean.

[rllynate]

ctrltiana

Who?

The guy who authored A Million Little Pieces.

[rllynate]

gotta work in 3 hours so nap time. peace.

[rllynate]

Text >>> Anyone

Sarquin: is that a feeling you know well?

Nate: occasionally.

Nate: rarely.

Nate: constantly when parents are involved.

[rllynate]

ayjames

Not this early in the year, I thought you were smart.

Clearly you’ve never traveled to the midwest.

[rllynate]

ayjames

Some days are windier than others.

Some days it snows.

[rllynate]

ayjames

My seasonal allergies get the best of me, what can I say? Sure.

Seasonal allergies which only happen on certain days of the week.

[rllynate]

ftwbella

I’m running out of flirting tactics, Nathaniel.

I wasn’t aware you’d even begun employing them.

[rllynate]

Text >>> Anyone

Sarquin: switch it to 11/10 and you do

Sarquin: but the extra point is for your brother

Nate: i've never been more ashamed in my life.

[rllynate]

SMS 》》{Nate}

Olivia: I've watched supersize me too and it hasn't stopped me.

Olivia: Plus, one big mac won't hurt.

Olivia: ...in my opinion

Nate: It will do irreparable damage

Nate: in my opinion

[rllynate]

ctrltiana

You can’t just mindfuck the world like that, man.

James Frey is an inspiration to a nation of charlatans though.

[rllynate]

ayjames

Your wild imagination can make anything animate. Wouldn’t actually get you far if you didn’t, you know, actually have my card, and it doesn’t leave my wallet.

You’re the one who does the drugs not me; clearly they’ve addled your brain worse than I thought. I meant the name card, not the credit card; genius.

[rllynate]

SMS 》》{Anyone}

Olivia: Hey, I'm at McDonald's want me to get you something?

Olivia: And don't you dare make me go to another fastfood chain for a burrito or something else.

Olivia: I'm lazy af.

Nate: I've watched Supersize me. I'll pass.

[rllynate]

Text >>> Anyone

Sarquin: Are you today's date? Because you're 10/10

Nate: does this mean i have extra credit now that its 10/11?

[rllynate]

ftwbella

I demand access to that bubble.

Sorry; it’s a cootie free zone.