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i love how enrique riquelme’s proposed solution to a squad already struggling to fit all of its superstars together is signing erling haaland

#what could possibly go wrong

https://www.tumblr.com/rmadridcore/818381527735009280/enzos-fee-far-too-high-mou-on-the-other-hand

Yeah no I mentioned Nico esp cuz I think that Mou regards him so important to his project that there is no place for Enzo. Bobby will probs be Mou’s attempt at replacing Rodrygo for sure :((( also just read Mou wanted Arbeloa as second manager :((( but Mbappe vetoed. The untouchable six so far tho are: Jude, Kylian, Fede, Vini, Tibu. Let’s see how that evolves. There’s different opinions on how Mou and Arda will get along…. God I’d kill to have Josko Gvardiol. Yeah he’s injury prone too omfg… at least he is Croatian.

BUT Trent looks lovely in the kit. More of him please RM socials! More more more!!!! The children are hungry for his pretty face.

oh. my. god. i forgot about the croation player thing… this changes EVERYTHING we need to sign him like yesterday…

also YES, trent does look good & he’s a gorg man but it’s still such an ugly kit 😭

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our 26/27 kit is so ass i can’t even joke about it

#just hideous

Enzo’s fee far too high. Mou on the other hand will probably try to sign that Danish(?) DM from Sporting CP, probs to replace Cama and maybe even Tchoua on the long run. Apparently both Nico Paz and sir Bobby will be important for him. I’m curious how Dumfries and Trent will work. I really love Trent but idk can we use Dumfries as a CB at all? What’s the plot here?

i reallyyyy hope enzo deal doesn’t go through. and i’m so happy nico & bobby are coming back even if it’s such a mess rn 😭

we 100% needed a backup rb and i feel like dumfries is actually a good choice + he’s truly a solid defender more often than not. it all happened too fast tho lol. and no, i don’t think we can or will play him as cb. that would be konate + another cb signing hopefully 🙏🏻

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so we got dumfries, konate, mourinho coming and i would actually enjoy this solid start to the transfer window if we weren’t being linked to enzo fernandez every five business minutes 😭

#flo pls don’t do this to us #real madrid

They are replacing Militao with the same type of injury prone defender I’m DEAD

please 😭😭😭 transfer’s not too bad tho i guess

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szaturnes

happy pride month!!! i hope the month treats you all well with love💕

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MILF (mutual I’d like to friend)

https://www.tumblr.com/rmadridcore/818059061677473792/if-psg-lose-kvara-leaves-and-comes-to-real-madrid

but where do you guys want him to play? he literally pushes Doué to rw because he plays on the left, where is Vini gonna play? 😭 we already got enough left-drifting players pls guys 😂😂

i mean he won’t actually come, he’s doing more than well at psg 😭😭

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all that matters to me rn 🥹

#god bless you with a beautiful career my goat #what a guyyyy #khvicha kvaratskhelia

Celebrated that psg win like im from Paris then realized we deadass gotta win next season or nuke them.

that threepeat must remain untouched!!!!

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The fact that Perez had a front row seat to PSG desecrating our legends by b2b winning while our team is stuck with Mbappe who began a civil war in the changing room. Oh they deserve each other. God we are a joke.

ffs what have we become fr…

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Arsenal winning this fam :((((

you jinxed theeeeem! 🍾

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If PSG lose Kvara leaves and comes to Real Madrid *manifest* we throw

I BEG PLEASE

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PSG have 78% possession and 99% pressing completed but Arsenal is leading 1:0 😭😭😭

football be weird like that sometimes 😭😭

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