It’s time to update my About Me; bc I’ve changed as a person
FIRSTLY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) call me either Gy or Mort. (Andy Kindler called me Mort and changed my life) I’m 24, so old man aged.
Secondly; I need everyone to know I OWN the Bobmort tag on A03. I feel strongly about them. I invented them
Thirdly; my biggest flex is that Andy Kindler follows me on twitter and I basically have had conversations with him AND. He liked my Mort mortician joke.
Anyhoo, moving on!
—>I strongly identify with Bob, I am he, he is me. We are autism. I see way too much of myself in this middle aged man.
—>⚱️💀I ADORE. WOULD DIE. FOR. MORT. I NEED THAT GOOFY OLD MAN. I don’t think you understand what I’d do for that man (ok maybe Dan does) (shout out to Dan bc he’s awesome)
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I have a lot of strong feelings about Mort sooooo I’m sorry if I offend you, that’s my old man. Kisses his bald ass head.
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Anyhow, this is obviously a lgbtq safe space as I’m trans! No brainer really :} I’ll follow you if your cool, but if you aren’t than well, I won’t. Simply put.
I make art! Mostly Mort these days, I eat breath and live mort atp.
I write sometimes too! Lots of Mort X reader or Bobmort whatever I feel like self projecting on, I write! Mostly silly stuff! My AO3 is Forauldlangsyne (I know it’s hard to spell I’m SORRY)
I make a lot of nsfw jokes about bobs burgers men so if that’s not your cup of tea you don’t have to follow me!
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DNI if you like Louise/Logan sorry not sorry! Pro shippers can also leave this page, they aren’t welcome either! In general if your a creepy weirdo I won’t bother with you. Block and move on!
Anyway! It’s almost been a year since I got into Bobs Burgers and I felt like updating this!
