[stateownedslut]

You may call me Eleanor. She/her or it/its. Complicatedly bisexual.

Actual communist in real life. Kinks, whether communistic or reactionary, should not be taken as indicative of my actual views. (Explained here)

British (accent and all). Don't ask for a more specific location. I despise this wretched island.

Interested in a lot of kink, including but not limited to rape, kidnapping, violence, patriarchy/misogyny, dykebreaking, objectification, ownership, lactation, petplay, and many others. Don't think that any of these entitle you to speak to me a certain way.

Asks are open; DMs are only open to mutuals because some people can't behave.

I have a girlfriend who knows of this blog. She is perfect and you have no hope of outdoing her. I do however have sexual interests outside of what we get up to.

My photos can be found under #photographic evidence. Paternal damage, for commiseration or sexualisation, is under #dadtrauma. Serious kink thoughts are under #serious kink thoughts. Boring details of my life are under #mundanities. I try to tag all other kinks thoroughly, for the sake of both searching and blacklisting.

I now have a discord server for trans girls into misogyny kinks! Send me an ask off anon (I'll answer privately) for access.

✌️💚

[stateownedslut]

Oh god I'm so fucking awake

[lordsausage]

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

[stateownedslut]

I could never actually have another popular blog on here because it'd be immediately obvious who I am. I have so many typographical quirks and those are just the ones I'm aware of. It'll be like a thousand Unabombers.

[crescentalice]

bpd girls give the best head

[clowngirlcreampie]

One time I was having a threesome and going down on my girlfriend at the time and she told me it was the best head she'd ever had. HER girlfriend was right next to me and started to look a little offended so I immediately start sucking her off instead and after a little bit she was like yeah okay I get it and everybody went to heaven

[stateownedslut]

I love saying I'm ruminating on something. Your idea was so intriguing I partially digested it in my foregut and now I'm slowly chewing on it.

[mrerichave]

Your brain's one cloven hoof away from being kosher.

[stateownedslut]

My first instinct is to say it has to be four, and my second is that there will almost certainly have been some Halachic discourse on this 1500 years ago.

[stateownedslut]

I love saying I'm ruminating on something. Your idea was so intriguing I partially digested it in my foregut and now I'm slowly chewing on it.

[stateownedslut]

Your idea was so thought-poor that it had to undergo a lengthy digestion process but in the end I will find a way to utilise it.

[stateownedslut]

Not what I was going for but hey, the night is young

[stateownedslut]

I love saying I'm ruminating on something. Your idea was so intriguing I partially digested it in my foregut and now I'm slowly chewing on it.

[stateownedslut]

Your idea was so thought-poor that it had to undergo a lengthy digestion process but in the end I will find a way to utilise it.

[stateownedslut]

I love saying I'm ruminating on something. Your idea was so intriguing I partially digested it in my foregut and now I'm slowly chewing on it.

[threedollarsdotcom]

you can kill twinks eaesily with fire damage

[vulpes-aestatis]

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

[thecactifindahome]

[fairycosmos]

swinging at the bees nest here but a criticism of trans women i've never really understood is that they just "take the idea of womanhood and co opt it and run with it based on their own whims." like ummm yeah? that's kinda what i did too. i wasn't handed some objective universal definition of womanhood that i faithfully carried out at every turn with no objection. i built my own understanding of what being a woman meant based on the women around me and the women i admire and the things that felt authentic to me and the things i rejected or embraced. like we all inherit ideas about womanhood and then negotiate with them. otherwise we'd all genuinely think the only "real women" left were those fucking trad wives

[stateownedslut]

I'm going to get about three hours of sleep tonight :')

[stateownedslut]

:')

[stateownedslut]

Okay apparently my vibrator is still occasionally tripping the fusebox ;-;

[witchpassing]

[white-knuckling a submachine gun] i'm never puppy stressed when i do my puppy best

[stateownedslut]

I think you're giving me a skewed idea of what bioshock was about

I've been trying to come up with a funny Bioshock joke but it's difficult because, I must confess, I've never actually played it.

[stateownedslut]

I'm going to get about three hours of sleep tonight :')