Swamp Monster

SIERRA MICHELLE KALLAM.25.Boise, Idaho(MISERY IS ALL THE RAGE.)

[robodanzig]

media: trump has been elected as the 45th president of the united states

me: *puts the les mis soundtrack on to prepare for overthrowing the government*

[bam-rothgeb-deactivated20170113]

...

so Satan is our new president…. welcome to hell on earth….

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

hillary *in painfully forced voice*: Donald. Its Good To Be With You.

[deseptions-deactivated20170708]

“how come you’re single?”

[robodanzig]

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

[bunlly]

[onlytwitterpics]

[robodanzig]

I don't date

But I'd date you... Maybe.

[m0rbid-things]

[john666connard-blog]

[fungusfather]

i wanna smell like vanilla and lavender and always wear lace and feel like a princess

[fuckudad]

eggos out for eleven

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can we just pause and appreciate the complete lack of meaning this sentence has without cultural context?

like, a time traveller from 2015 would not be able to parse this sentence for any meaning whatsoever, yet here it is being reblogged thousands of times despite being, on its face, utter nonsense.

I love humans.

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[thebestoftumbling]

the best cosplay

[abduction]

The Truman Show (1998)

[the-bitch-goddess-success-deact]

men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get pissed when a woman who don’t know them don’t wanna talk to them lmao

[divya-adu]

😭 oop

[bando--grand-scamyon]

…. I just burnt my damn tongue

[poetic-pics]