Not A Rocket Scientist

But I am a rocket engineer. Remmington McAllister. 32. Aeronautics Engineer. Shoot for the moon, maybe you'll make it to Mars. Closed RP blog for Wicked's Rest

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Kristen Stewart

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Kristen Stewart

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Are people shocked when you stand up for yourself?

Sometimes, yeah. I'm not very tall or intimidating looking, but I learned early on how to do that and when to do that.

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moonrivermedium​:

Well she was old and broken, and you see I fix antiques and sell them. So I thought I’d fix her then put her on sale, but I guess I kind of felt bad for who owned her after I was done. I don’t want to keep a giggling self moving doll or sell her to someone who might get hurt by her if she stops being friendly.

Oh, well, guess that makes a lot more sense. That’s pretty cool, actually. Still...doll’s haunted. Better to burn it.

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moonrivermedium​:

Well I found her at my shop, I do not have a lost and found. Please whoever is reading this do not leave more things outside my shop. I will fix them I can’t help myself. I’ll try town hall though, that sounds like a good bet.

Wait, so you just found it lying around and decided to fix it? Why?

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deathisanartmetzli​:

Well, no. Not everyone is out to get me. Nevermind.

Why not do both? I do it pretty flawlessly.

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I mean, I get it-- a lotta people think they gotta be on their guard, not trust until they know for sure. That’s all fine for them, just ain’t how I wanna be anymore.

Don’t think it works like that.

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moonrivermedium​:

I’m worried it will come back. Is there a lost and found somewhere I could drop her off?

Uhhh, not really sure. Maybe the place you found her has one? If not, try town hall, I guess?

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monstersfear​:

Definitely a dude thing. Me and my brothers did that all the time. Sometimes we used knives, but I think that one is less a dude thing and more a hunter thing. Bet it was worse in the military, though. 

[…] You’re kidding. So, essentially, he pissed himself. That’s fucking incredible. Don’t think any of my public transportation stories are gonna measure up to that one.

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Can’t really say, but it was pretty bad. Sometimes we walked away with black eyes or busted lips, but at the end of the day, we were all pretty much family so nothing ever lasted. 

Sure did. On himself and the three guys sitting behind him. Thank fuck I was driving. Maybe not but you still owe me one.

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moonrivermedium​:

I would like to ask whoever left the doll outside my shop to please come and fetch her. Or anyone really. I repaired her voice box, it was a crier so she will make noise again if you tilt her. She giggles now when you turn your back to her. I also reattached the broken leg and filled in any cracks on her skin as well as touched up the paint. Her dress was also replaced, but it was as similar to the original as I could get it. I am willing to give her back without charging you for any of the work so please just come take her. She’s moving around my shop on her own.

Dude, I’m all for cool, old shit, but that is a fuckin’ horror movie waiting to happen. Get rid of that shit before it turns into a demon and drags you to tell or something.

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deathisanartmetzli​:

It’s not depressing. I mean, I’m not depressed. I’m actually […] whoa never been quite happy. Holy shit. I’m happy. 

Pays off to be on the side of caution. Survival 101.

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Sounds kinda depressing, thinking everybody is out to get you. Alright, no beef, didn’t say you were. Glad you’re happy, that’s a good thing. Takes a lot to admit you’re actually happy and to actually be that way.

Sure I guess, but surviving and living are two different things. Kinda figured that one out recently for myself.

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monstersfear​:

Might have some idea. I have had grew up with brothers. I know how stupid we can get when you put enough of us together in a small space. Maybe not Humvee small, but same concept. What’s the best one you’ve got, then? Stupidest thing that ever happened in that Humvee. 

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Oh yeah? So is it really just a dude thing to start shoving each other around and throwing hands? The first time it happened I legit thought they were fighting but then they started laughing and grabbed some beers. 

Alright, alright, stupidest thing was probably...well, was probably when one of the guys really needed to pee, but you can’t just tell your driver to stop in a situation like that, you know? Middle of the desert in a war riddle country, ain’t exactly a tourist stop. So he did his best to take off most of his equipment, roll down the window and go for it. 

Guess nobody really accounted for air drag, though. You can probably uhh, guess what happened after that. Especially because the back window was open, too.

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[teaganmyrick]

TIMING: A few days ago

PARTIES: @rocket-remmy​​ @teaganmyrick​

SUMMARY: Teagan reaches out to Remmy.

CONTAINS: Mentions Terminal Illness, Accidental self harm, Sibling death

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morbidlycuriousabigail​:

that sounds a bit far fetched, i’d recommend going to a medical professional about it, or a psychiatrist. i suppose it’s possibly just a weird art display but i don’t know how that would be possible either.

Not really the most farfetched thing I’ve seen or heard about in this town, really. Think I’ll pass on the doctor thing, thanks though.

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deathisanartmetzli​:

I like you. You’re funny.

Ugh, well I like to believe in the bad. Seen it plenty. If you assume everyone is stupid or bad, at least you’ll be pleasantly surprised when they’re not.

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Thanks. I try.

To each their own, I guess. Don’t really see the point in thinking everyone and everything is bad. Sounds depressing. I’d rather be shocked they’re bad than surprised they’re not.

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monstersfear​:

Checks out. People probably go […] stir-crazy in situations like that, don’t they? Makes for bad choices and good stories.

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You got no idea. There were so many bad ideas that are now good stories. Didn’t seem like it in the moment, but hindsight’s always 20/20, right?